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Except assholes, Supreme Assholes
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Except assholes, Supreme Assholes
If I was a worker at the parks, I'd be sure to celebrate trump's birthday by taking off.
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If I was a worker at the parks, I'd be sure to celebrate trump's birthday by taking off.
I'm from Virginia, I'll be supporting Mark again in 2026.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm from Virginia, I'll be supporting Mark again in 2026.
donald knows he can doze because Marco can blow perfect "O"'s up his ass, everytime. (He's practiced a lot.)
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
donald knows he can doze because Marco can blow perfect "O"'s up his ass, everytime. (He's practiced a lot.)
Beautiful cat. (From a dog person.)
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Beautiful cat. (From a dog person.)
My wife takes off her right shoe and drives that way.
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My wife takes off her right shoe and drives that way.
The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on:
nor all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
nor all thy tears wash out a word of it. -- Omar Khayyam
nor all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
nor all thy tears wash out a word of it. -- Omar Khayyam
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on:
nor all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
nor all thy tears wash out a word of it. -- Omar Khayyam
nor all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
nor all thy tears wash out a word of it. -- Omar Khayyam
So... countries that turn water into alfalfa and ship the crop home?
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
So... countries that turn water into alfalfa and ship the crop home?
If only they didn't have the budget for that.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If only they didn't have the budget for that.
I think petey got this idea from one of the many Rambo movies.
The turtle is a perfect metaphor for the guys peepee when actually near someone who fights.
The turtle is a perfect metaphor for the guys peepee when actually near someone who fights.
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I think petey got this idea from one of the many Rambo movies.
The turtle is a perfect metaphor for the guys peepee when actually near someone who fights.
The turtle is a perfect metaphor for the guys peepee when actually near someone who fights.
I've never seen the point of shopping at Target. You pay more for the same stuff you can buy at Walmart.
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I've never seen the point of shopping at Target. You pay more for the same stuff you can buy at Walmart.
Those three corporations, I have nothing to do with... but I am currently visiting in the DC area, the dumpsters are overflowing with Amazon delivery boxes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Those three corporations, I have nothing to do with... but I am currently visiting in the DC area, the dumpsters are overflowing with Amazon delivery boxes.
Stephen Goebbels? Isn't that his alias?
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Stephen Goebbels? Isn't that his alias?
Heads up, Grindr. You might need to beef up your server(s) on US East, or whatever serves the Williamsburg area.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Heads up, Grindr. You might need to beef up your server(s) on US East, or whatever serves the Williamsburg area.
He would have been standing, but his bone spurs were acting up at the thought.
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
He would have been standing, but his bone spurs were acting up at the thought.
I live in one of those yellow counties. One problem with your map...my fellow county residents do NOT VOTE BLUE.
Besides, Chris, we might have more teeth per Capita where we live now.
Besides, Chris, we might have more teeth per Capita where we live now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I live in one of those yellow counties. One problem with your map...my fellow county residents do NOT VOTE BLUE.
Besides, Chris, we might have more teeth per Capita where we live now.
Besides, Chris, we might have more teeth per Capita where we live now.
Suddenly, not a fan.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Suddenly, not a fan.
I mean, we're *already* backwards enough.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I mean, we're *already* backwards enough.
It's Ennis, Y'all!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's Ennis, Y'all!!
I think she should start by preparing her own defense. (Remember, Nixon wasn't the one who went to jail.)
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I think she should start by preparing her own defense. (Remember, Nixon wasn't the one who went to jail.)
So, if we're eradicating the smugglers and terrorists from our hemisphere, we can defend and eliminate the DEA, coast guard, and wide swaths of the FBI and cia, right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So, if we're eradicating the smugglers and terrorists from our hemisphere, we can defend and eliminate the DEA, coast guard, and wide swaths of the FBI and cia, right?
Can he vote to release the files while kneeling in front of trump's open fly?
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Can he vote to release the files while kneeling in front of trump's open fly?
Dayum, George. Well aimed barbs.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Dayum, George. Well aimed barbs.
Tennessee is so proud of the family, they also elected the son to office.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Tennessee is so proud of the family, they also elected the son to office.