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Jonas
@mrbigbooty.bsky.social
· Jun 26
I think there’s a fake Voltaire quote describing this
my new favorite
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When the random man on the internet calls you "sexy boy" 🫤
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When the random man on the internet calls you "sexy boy" 🫤
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I won’t use grammarly’s AI to make my words sound smarter I will remain dumb and free (but I’m not dumb because my brain is so big from intelligence and beauty)
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I won’t use grammarly’s AI to make my words sound smarter I will remain dumb and free (but I’m not dumb because my brain is so big from intelligence and beauty)
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⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆ new December #promosky ⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺
✮ haiiiiiiiii :3 ✮
I enjoy:
🎄 indie games (rougelikes mostly)
☃️ cooking and baking
❄️ collecting vinyls
🎄 reading and writing
☃️ men 🤤 [not bigoted ones obvi]
❄️ music
🎄 human made art
☃️ Pokémon
❄️ being online
↻+♡︎ appreciated!
✮ haiiiiiiiii :3 ✮
I enjoy:
🎄 indie games (rougelikes mostly)
☃️ cooking and baking
❄️ collecting vinyls
🎄 reading and writing
☃️ men 🤤 [not bigoted ones obvi]
❄️ music
🎄 human made art
☃️ Pokémon
❄️ being online
↻+♡︎ appreciated!
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆ new December #promosky ⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺
✮ haiiiiiiiii :3 ✮
I enjoy:
🎄 indie games (rougelikes mostly)
☃️ cooking and baking
❄️ collecting vinyls
🎄 reading and writing
☃️ men 🤤 [not bigoted ones obvi]
❄️ music
🎄 human made art
☃️ Pokémon
❄️ being online
↻+♡︎ appreciated!
✮ haiiiiiiiii :3 ✮
I enjoy:
🎄 indie games (rougelikes mostly)
☃️ cooking and baking
❄️ collecting vinyls
🎄 reading and writing
☃️ men 🤤 [not bigoted ones obvi]
❄️ music
🎄 human made art
☃️ Pokémon
❄️ being online
↻+♡︎ appreciated!
bro what is youtube recommending me
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
bro what is youtube recommending me
I had a dream where there was a giant wall of cobwebs and big old juicy spiders, and I was trying to figure out how to get rid of it. But i mentally knew where the dream was heading for some reason. I knew that some group of people were going to report my actions to the UN due to me ethnically-
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I had a dream where there was a giant wall of cobwebs and big old juicy spiders, and I was trying to figure out how to get rid of it. But i mentally knew where the dream was heading for some reason. I knew that some group of people were going to report my actions to the UN due to me ethnically-
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When the edible hits
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When the edible hits
Why cant the C.U.M. countries be friends and just give each other facials from time to time
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Why cant the C.U.M. countries be friends and just give each other facials from time to time
I wish we had a 1000 seats in the house of representatives so we could see the craziest damn parties from random states. Like the Jefferson State Party, or the Alaskan Independece Party. I want to hear what random people think of Alaskan nationalism on the news
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I wish we had a 1000 seats in the house of representatives so we could see the craziest damn parties from random states. Like the Jefferson State Party, or the Alaskan Independece Party. I want to hear what random people think of Alaskan nationalism on the news
What if WWIII started over something damned foolish thing in Greenland
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
What if WWIII started over something damned foolish thing in Greenland
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just remembered fig newtons exist and now my mouth is salivating theyre soo good
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
just remembered fig newtons exist and now my mouth is salivating theyre soo good
You'd think it would be easy to suck some dick but men make that so fucking hard oh my lord
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You'd think it would be easy to suck some dick but men make that so fucking hard oh my lord
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I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm going to invent a stronger form of hanging out. Prescription strength hanging out
I put in my ideal age range so men over 60 can ignore it
December 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I put in my ideal age range so men over 60 can ignore it
WHY DOES THIS HOTEL HAVE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER BUT NOT ANY BODY WASH WHATTATSTTSGSGEHDBDB
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
WHY DOES THIS HOTEL HAVE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER BUT NOT ANY BODY WASH WHATTATSTTSGSGEHDBDB
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Don’t list me as your emergency contact I will not answer unknown numbers and you WILL die!
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Don’t list me as your emergency contact I will not answer unknown numbers and you WILL die!
Mystery stain on the hotel bedsheet
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Mystery stain on the hotel bedsheet
Zero sugar root beer is so yummy
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Zero sugar root beer is so yummy
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shooting ropes in a demure way
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
shooting ropes in a demure way
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putting daisies into the penises at the gloryhole
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
putting daisies into the penises at the gloryhole
I have coffee and chicken, but no cheetos. Wahts the point of life now.....
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I have coffee and chicken, but no cheetos. Wahts the point of life now.....
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burger is easily top 5 human achievements
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
burger is easily top 5 human achievements
When u grow up I want to invent time travel so I can show medieval peasants Monty python and have them rate all of their movies
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When u grow up I want to invent time travel so I can show medieval peasants Monty python and have them rate all of their movies