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customer: when you bag the groceries i can't see them anymore. are they still there?
me: (starting to get scared) i don't know
me: (starting to get scared) i don't know
February 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
customer: when you bag the groceries i can't see them anymore. are they still there?
me: (starting to get scared) i don't know
me: (starting to get scared) i don't know
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1950s COMEDY: My wife hates me and keeps hiring men to kill me. No divorce. Thankfully alcohol is legal again
1960s COMEDY: [most hateful fake accent and costume imaginable] Liberate your mind from society
1970s COMEDY: [on steve ballmer levels of coke] Pussy is better if you're racist
1960s COMEDY: [most hateful fake accent and costume imaginable] Liberate your mind from society
1970s COMEDY: [on steve ballmer levels of coke] Pussy is better if you're racist
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
1950s COMEDY: My wife hates me and keeps hiring men to kill me. No divorce. Thankfully alcohol is legal again
1960s COMEDY: [most hateful fake accent and costume imaginable] Liberate your mind from society
1970s COMEDY: [on steve ballmer levels of coke] Pussy is better if you're racist
1960s COMEDY: [most hateful fake accent and costume imaginable] Liberate your mind from society
1970s COMEDY: [on steve ballmer levels of coke] Pussy is better if you're racist
Tomorrow I will only eat gender coded foods every day for 30 days to see if it’s bad for my health. I’ll be checking in with the doctor who showed me a 6 minute video of UFOs to monitor my wellbeing.
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tomorrow I will only eat gender coded foods every day for 30 days to see if it’s bad for my health. I’ll be checking in with the doctor who showed me a 6 minute video of UFOs to monitor my wellbeing.
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
I’m gonna self exile to SoundCloud premium after this. This is devastating
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m gonna self exile to SoundCloud premium after this. This is devastating
I could get the fartnight lion hair no problem
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I could get the fartnight lion hair no problem
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![Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) on twitter: "[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiggabvm73uur4tzdeeskjmre7l6zdobuur4dhlfpi2dc3bczfctwq@jpeg)
The trays in airplanes have a place for your silly juice
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The trays in airplanes have a place for your silly juice
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I love the process of drawing lion manes
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I love the process of drawing lion manes
Watching Hells Kitchen, they brought a burger pervert to judge the burger challenge. He keeps loving each one and looking guilty. I think he’s just there for the thrill
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Watching Hells Kitchen, they brought a burger pervert to judge the burger challenge. He keeps loving each one and looking guilty. I think he’s just there for the thrill
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SEXY DATE: What would you say if I told you I wasn’t wearing any panties underneath this dress?
GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.
GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
SEXY DATE: What would you say if I told you I wasn’t wearing any panties underneath this dress?
GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.
GUY WHO MISINTERPRETS AROUSAL AS ANGER: That really pisses me off.
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My uncle, who works for Nintendo, said this is not true and in fact Link will be dressed in the outfits from my uncle’s extremely graphic fan-art
Link will be wearing the classic green tunic in the live-action 'Legend of Zelda' movie ⚔️
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
My uncle, who works for Nintendo, said this is not true and in fact Link will be dressed in the outfits from my uncle’s extremely graphic fan-art
My deli guy opened up a whole restaurant. Sf is a wonderful place
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My deli guy opened up a whole restaurant. Sf is a wonderful place
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I’m on work day 7 of 9 and I’m gonna lose it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m on work day 7 of 9 and I’m gonna lose it.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Person who’s only ever seen the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs watching Prehistoric Planet: ”So none of them have a fucking job??”
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Person who’s only ever seen the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs watching Prehistoric Planet: ”So none of them have a fucking job??”
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brain: kool keith voice - "switch hitter. pinch shitter. xanadu's pussy opened up, it was covered in glitter. king's quest cat-taurs ovulating as i walk by, they want a litter"
me: king's quest wouldn't be referenced by kool keith. closest would be del, but he's a sega boy, not sierra.
brain: fuck
me: king's quest wouldn't be referenced by kool keith. closest would be del, but he's a sega boy, not sierra.
brain: fuck
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
brain: kool keith voice - "switch hitter. pinch shitter. xanadu's pussy opened up, it was covered in glitter. king's quest cat-taurs ovulating as i walk by, they want a litter"
me: king's quest wouldn't be referenced by kool keith. closest would be del, but he's a sega boy, not sierra.
brain: fuck
me: king's quest wouldn't be referenced by kool keith. closest would be del, but he's a sega boy, not sierra.
brain: fuck
Bunch of Volvo engineers in the 80s: like as a joke it should be huge right? Like a 25mm drain bolt. Just big as fuck. Oil comes crashing out you’re worried you broke something. That’d be so funny
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bunch of Volvo engineers in the 80s: like as a joke it should be huge right? Like a 25mm drain bolt. Just big as fuck. Oil comes crashing out you’re worried you broke something. That’d be so funny
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Well... he found your keys 🦁
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Well... he found your keys 🦁
Once more I am working nine days in a row for no reason other than “this is an all hands sale event”
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Once more I am working nine days in a row for no reason other than “this is an all hands sale event”
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif