DispatchesfromBizarro
@mrdahl15.bsky.social
PROVE.
THEM.
WRONG.
THEM.
WRONG.
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Well, that was an easy block 😄
I didn't think it was possible but Gmail's AI-driven sorting of my mail has suddenly become even worse.
Anyone sending me an email will have to wait until I remember to search for it, and even then it's an off chance.
Anyone sending me an email will have to wait until I remember to search for it, and even then it's an off chance.
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I didn't think it was possible but Gmail's AI-driven sorting of my mail has suddenly become even worse.
Anyone sending me an email will have to wait until I remember to search for it, and even then it's an off chance.
Anyone sending me an email will have to wait until I remember to search for it, and even then it's an off chance.
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I thought I'd be funny and ask my dad "guess who shat on the kitchen floor last night" but he actually stopped and thought about it before answering "I HOPE it was the dog" so unfortunately he's funnier
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I thought I'd be funny and ask my dad "guess who shat on the kitchen floor last night" but he actually stopped and thought about it before answering "I HOPE it was the dog" so unfortunately he's funnier
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while making some tea i remembered a substitute Physics teacher we had at school for a bit who'd end every lesson with a general "do you have any questions?" segment and one person asked why when you forget to boil a kettle you can tell by the sound because hot and cold water sound different
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
while making some tea i remembered a substitute Physics teacher we had at school for a bit who'd end every lesson with a general "do you have any questions?" segment and one person asked why when you forget to boil a kettle you can tell by the sound because hot and cold water sound different
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
First encounter with a Door Dash driver.
He looked like he loathed everything about me, my family and our entire society.
Maybe his day was something like mine.
He looked like he loathed everything about me, my family and our entire society.
Maybe his day was something like mine.
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
First encounter with a Door Dash driver.
He looked like he loathed everything about me, my family and our entire society.
Maybe his day was something like mine.
He looked like he loathed everything about me, my family and our entire society.
Maybe his day was something like mine.
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Wanna avoid responsibilities while appearing responsible?
Wanna escape your mess of a life while looking like you have it all together?
Wanna stave off people without coming across as rude?
Try reading a book in public! 📖
#WritingCommunity #BookSky
Wanna escape your mess of a life while looking like you have it all together?
Wanna stave off people without coming across as rude?
Try reading a book in public! 📖
#WritingCommunity #BookSky
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Wanna avoid responsibilities while appearing responsible?
Wanna escape your mess of a life while looking like you have it all together?
Wanna stave off people without coming across as rude?
Try reading a book in public! 📖
#WritingCommunity #BookSky
Wanna escape your mess of a life while looking like you have it all together?
Wanna stave off people without coming across as rude?
Try reading a book in public! 📖
#WritingCommunity #BookSky
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What a wonderful description of Twitter in 2025.
I had a brief look at the other place and can report Space Cunt has become increasingly deranged and the whole site is basically misinformation.
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What a wonderful description of Twitter in 2025.
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ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
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you don't have to walk far to see that the head rots from the top - great piece by Julie Hare...
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/educati...
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/educati...
Exclusive: ANU management ‘reactive, short-term, and politically driven’
A damning report has revealed widespread governance failures at ANU, as fresh documents detail former vice-chancellor Genevieve Bell’s $3.3 million exit package.
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
you don't have to walk far to see that the head rots from the top - great piece by Julie Hare...
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/educati...
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/educati...
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
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Trump: "Why wouldn't I accept the gift?"
Because Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the Constitution says you can't... This is why you don't elect a convicted felon to run your country.
Because Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the Constitution says you can't... This is why you don't elect a convicted felon to run your country.
May 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trump: "Why wouldn't I accept the gift?"
Because Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the Constitution says you can't... This is why you don't elect a convicted felon to run your country.
Because Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the Constitution says you can't... This is why you don't elect a convicted felon to run your country.
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This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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📌They appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
📌They appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
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Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Musk doing Musk stuff
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Musk doing Musk stuff
Somebody learned something.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Somebody learned something.
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
Also, Kimmel's monologue yesterday was a powerful roast.
Trump Turkey anyone? 😄
Trump Turkey anyone? 😄
Um. Did he forget what happened? The dementia is really, really bad.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Also, Kimmel's monologue yesterday was a powerful roast.
Trump Turkey anyone? 😄
Trump Turkey anyone? 😄
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Um. Did he forget what happened? The dementia is really, really bad.
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Um. Did he forget what happened? The dementia is really, really bad.
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HAYES: “2 female reporters asking obviously totally newsworthy Q’s — one gets called ‘PIGGY’ the other gets called ‘INSUBORDINATE’ because she didn’t bow and scrape to the Saudi King.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
HAYES: “2 female reporters asking obviously totally newsworthy Q’s — one gets called ‘PIGGY’ the other gets called ‘INSUBORDINATE’ because she didn’t bow and scrape to the Saudi King.”
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America is not your sugar daddy, Lindsey.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
America is not your sugar daddy, Lindsey.
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“Kevin Roberts is threatening violence to anyone not following his dear leader,” former Republican and former U.S. Congressman Denver Riggleman wrote. “Every network should cover this."
www.rawstory.com/the-whole-th...
www.rawstory.com/the-whole-th...
‘The whole thing is imploding’: Chaos erupts inside America's top right-wing think tank
Founded in 1973, the Heritage Foundation has become what its president, Kevin Roberts, now hails as the “intellectual backbone” of the conservative movement. It crafted the policy blueprint that power...
www.rawstory.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Kevin Roberts is threatening violence to anyone not following his dear leader,” former Republican and former U.S. Congressman Denver Riggleman wrote. “Every network should cover this."
www.rawstory.com/the-whole-th...
www.rawstory.com/the-whole-th...
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77 pardons of insurrectionists while we were all distracted by the shutdown.
NOW it’s all coming together.
NOW it’s all coming together.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
77 pardons of insurrectionists while we were all distracted by the shutdown.
NOW it’s all coming together.
NOW it’s all coming together.