Dave Hill
@mrdavehill.bsky.social
Fine. I will be the best at this app too. @mrdavehill on all the other apps that I am the best at. www.davehillonline.com
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“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
There’s more of us cunts than of them cunts. You are not alone. Let’s go.
September 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
There’s more of us cunts than of them cunts. You are not alone. Let’s go.
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So the US, a country that has suffered the death of 250,000 of its soldiers fighting against fascism in Europe in World War 2, is now declaring those fighting against fascism a "terrorist organisation".
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So the US, a country that has suffered the death of 250,000 of its soldiers fighting against fascism in Europe in World War 2, is now declaring those fighting against fascism a "terrorist organisation".
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
Fuck every last one of these fucking fucks.
September 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Fuck every last one of these fucking fucks.
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"If you act like a jerk, you can face consequences by your employer. But if the government is compelling that company to take action against you for speech the government doesn’t like, then we’re fucking fucked. And friends, we’re fucking fucked." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-man-show
The Man Show
Welp, they took ol’ Jimmy down tonight.
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September 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"If you act like a jerk, you can face consequences by your employer. But if the government is compelling that company to take action against you for speech the government doesn’t like, then we’re fucking fucked. And friends, we’re fucking fucked." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-man-show
I saw a sign on a fence today that said not to chain bikes to it. So I went home, got my bike, and chained it to the fence for a solid twenty minutes. I do shit like this all the time.
September 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I saw a sign on a fence today that said not to chain bikes to it. So I went home, got my bike, and chained it to the fence for a solid twenty minutes. I do shit like this all the time.
I think it’s awful so many people are wishing for Trump’s death when he hasn’t even had a chance to suck my balls yet.
September 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think it’s awful so many people are wishing for Trump’s death when he hasn’t even had a chance to suck my balls yet.
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Check out this week's CXF Staff Picks from @kyledhiggins.bsky.social @alewingpromotes.bsky.social @jamesthefourth.bsky.social @seanphillips.bsky.social @patrickhorvath.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @ashcanpress.com and more! comicsxf.com/2025/08/27/s...
Super Sentai Batman, a mortal Thor, an Invisible Man and more CXF Staff Picks - COMICSXF
A warrior has found a way to access the energy that binds our universe and the shadow universe. This immortal legend was named Batman.
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August 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Check out this week's CXF Staff Picks from @kyledhiggins.bsky.social @alewingpromotes.bsky.social @jamesthefourth.bsky.social @seanphillips.bsky.social @patrickhorvath.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @ashcanpress.com and more! comicsxf.com/2025/08/27/s...
Thank you! I agree!
@mrdavehill.bsky.social DARK REGARDS series should be discussed more - satirical and musical with awesome art and covers that are extremely extreme! @oni-press.bsky.social has a real winner and deserves more attention! #witchtaint
August 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Thank you! I agree!
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@mrdavehill.bsky.social DARK REGARDS series should be discussed more - satirical and musical with awesome art and covers that are extremely extreme! @oni-press.bsky.social has a real winner and deserves more attention! #witchtaint
August 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
@mrdavehill.bsky.social DARK REGARDS series should be discussed more - satirical and musical with awesome art and covers that are extremely extreme! @oni-press.bsky.social has a real winner and deserves more attention! #witchtaint
I’m tired of Donald Trump being portrayed as some orange blob who just golfs all the time. It’s important to remember he is also an avid pedophile.
August 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m tired of Donald Trump being portrayed as some orange blob who just golfs all the time. It’s important to remember he is also an avid pedophile.
Colbert rules, CBS drools.
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Colbert rules, CBS drools.
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@mrdavehill.bsky.social , when @jefftiedrich.bsky.social celebrates your humor….
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this week in stupid: June 21 edition
CNN blithers, Donny dithers, and so much more...
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June 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@mrdavehill.bsky.social , when @jefftiedrich.bsky.social celebrates your humor….
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My favorite thing to do at airports, aside from all the nonstop porking, is to accept packages from strangers.
June 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My favorite thing to do at airports, aside from all the nonstop porking, is to accept packages from strangers.
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I almost never finish books, because I had ADHD back it was called "being an underachiever".
But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.
But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.
June 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I almost never finish books, because I had ADHD back it was called "being an underachiever".
But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.
But I read the introduction to the first book by @mrdavehill.bsky.social tonight, and I laughed. Might even read more of it. Stay tuned.
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Sometimes you need to bring nunchucks on a flight, but mostly you need to check out our most recent episode with legends @mrdavehill.bsky.social and @robkutner.bsky.social, chatting the newest season of @novelizers.bsky.social! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...
June 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sometimes you need to bring nunchucks on a flight, but mostly you need to check out our most recent episode with legends @mrdavehill.bsky.social and @robkutner.bsky.social, chatting the newest season of @novelizers.bsky.social! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...
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"The hardest part of running a marathon is shutting the fuck up about it afterward." - @mrdavehill.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"The hardest part of running a marathon is shutting the fuck up about it afterward." - @mrdavehill.bsky.social
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On this week’s episode, we welcome back writers @mrdavehill.bsky.social and @robkutner.bsky.social to chat about their podcast, The Novelizers, plus black metal, blade humor, and so much more! Listen on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts.
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June 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
On this week’s episode, we welcome back writers @mrdavehill.bsky.social and @robkutner.bsky.social to chat about their podcast, The Novelizers, plus black metal, blade humor, and so much more! Listen on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...
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Writer @mrdavehill.bsky.social spoke with us about his & artist Artyom Topilin's new @oni-press.bsky.social comic Dark Regards, based on Hill's madcap adventures of being a black metal icon... sort of.
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Interview: Dave Hill on Black Metal & Internet Celebrity in DARK REGARDS - Freaksugar
Of the multitude of ways to gain Internet celebrity, the way that comedian, writer, actor, and musician (does this guy sleep?) Dave Hill earned his claim to web glory is the stuff of legend. And this ...
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June 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Writer @mrdavehill.bsky.social spoke with us about his & artist Artyom Topilin's new @oni-press.bsky.social comic Dark Regards, based on Hill's madcap adventures of being a black metal icon... sort of.
www.freaksugar.com/interview-da...
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Issue 2 of my debut comic book series Dark Regards is out now via @oni-press.bsky.social ! Go git it!
June 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Issue 2 of my debut comic book series Dark Regards is out now via @oni-press.bsky.social ! Go git it!
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Over the last twenty years, I’ve had contact with Billy Jones many many times. He was literally never unpleasant and never failed to smile. He was a major mover in NYC music circles for more than 2 decades and we are all better off because Billy lived and worked here. Devastating loss.
June 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Over the last twenty years, I’ve had contact with Billy Jones many many times. He was literally never unpleasant and never failed to smile. He was a major mover in NYC music circles for more than 2 decades and we are all better off because Billy lived and worked here. Devastating loss.
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you should root for the oilers, like @mrdavehill.bsky.social www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | Why Americans should root for the Canadian team in the Stanley Cup Finals
Florida Man Donald Trump wants to annex Canada. That's just one reason to root for the Edmonton Oilers to beat the Florida Panthers and win the NHL's greatest prize.
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June 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
you should root for the oilers, like @mrdavehill.bsky.social www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Went through airport security with a guitar and a TSA guy called me Dave Mustaine. So I called him General Patton cuz he’s wearing a uniform. Now we are both laughing.
June 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Went through airport security with a guitar and a TSA guy called me Dave Mustaine. So I called him General Patton cuz he’s wearing a uniform. Now we are both laughing.