Joshua Janiak
@mrjaniak.bsky.social
TV producer (Today Show, Modern Marvels alum)
Been to every MLB park + 3 of the temporary minor league ones, AMA
Been to every MLB park + 3 of the temporary minor league ones, AMA
Love to raise my newborn with data scraped from long-dead websites, abandoned blogs, and factually incorrect information.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Love to raise my newborn with data scraped from long-dead websites, abandoned blogs, and factually incorrect information.
The Yankees should bring back the facial hair policy solely out of spite.
The #Mets have agreed to terms with free-agent RHP Devin Williams on a 3 year contract, per @willsammon.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Yankees should bring back the facial hair policy solely out of spite.
I promised my wife yesterday that I wouldn’t bring up The Power Broker at Thanksgiving and this article made me an immediate liar.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I promised my wife yesterday that I wouldn’t bring up The Power Broker at Thanksgiving and this article made me an immediate liar.
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One small thing that jeopardizes any claim NYC might have to the "Greatest City in the World" title is that there's both a Jets game and a Giants game on tv here every week for the entire football season.
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
One small thing that jeopardizes any claim NYC might have to the "Greatest City in the World" title is that there's both a Jets game and a Giants game on tv here every week for the entire football season.
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Getting out of the way of a game-tying HBP and then swinging at strike 3 at your eyes is one of the most brutal game-ending bases loaded PA i've ever seen
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Getting out of the way of a game-tying HBP and then swinging at strike 3 at your eyes is one of the most brutal game-ending bases loaded PA i've ever seen
Genuinely cannot believe this is real (positive)
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Genuinely cannot believe this is real (positive)
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Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate
“I keep it 300, like the Romans.”
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“I keep it 300, like the Romans.”
Wishing the worst of luck to everyone involved! (not Passan)
The #Astros are signing RHP Craig Kimbrel, per Jeff Passan
August 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Wishing the worst of luck to everyone involved! (not Passan)
One of my favorite moments of being at the 2014 World Cup in Rio was partying with the other 20-somethings from the hostel, this song coming on at a bar, and a Brit with us excitedly screaming: “This guy banged me mum! THIS GUY BANGED ME MUM!” (He did, in fact used to date Mrs [redacted].)
Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” turns 28 today.
The song “didn’t belong to an elite group of musicians,” said Boff Whalley. “It belonged to people. People at football matches, people singing along — people at parties drinking too much whiskey and tripping over the kitchen chairs. People like me.”
The song “didn’t belong to an elite group of musicians,” said Boff Whalley. “It belonged to people. People at football matches, people singing along — people at parties drinking too much whiskey and tripping over the kitchen chairs. People like me.”
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
One of my favorite moments of being at the 2014 World Cup in Rio was partying with the other 20-somethings from the hostel, this song coming on at a bar, and a Brit with us excitedly screaming: “This guy banged me mum! THIS GUY BANGED ME MUM!” (He did, in fact used to date Mrs [redacted].)
Just a temporary crown til the “Fumblerooski” commercial comes out of hibernation in September.
tough battle for most unlikable commercial character between the "you keep dog food in the fridge???" dorks and Dan Levy in homes dot com ads
July 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just a temporary crown til the “Fumblerooski” commercial comes out of hibernation in September.
More like Bojan BogDONEovič, amirite? (We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors.)
Bojan Bogdanovic retires after 10 NBA seasons reut.rs/44Df3Ho
Bojan Bogdanovic retires after 10 NBA seasons
Bojan Bogdanovic announced his retirement Sunday after 10 NBA seasons with six teams, citing injury.
reut.rs
June 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
More like Bojan BogDONEovič, amirite? (We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors.)
Ohtani using sticky stuff and intentionally getting caught there would have been an extremely funny bit. Alas…
June 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ohtani using sticky stuff and intentionally getting caught there would have been an extremely funny bit. Alas…
Crushing it as always, Apple AI.
June 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Crushing it as always, Apple AI.
This is your PSA that the Friday the 13th sequels are streaming for free on Pluto. Happy F13
June 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is your PSA that the Friday the 13th sequels are streaming for free on Pluto. Happy F13
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Read this fantastic excerpt then join @squawkinsports.bsky.social next Thursday 6/19 w/ @alansiegella.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@noahgittell.bsky.social
take the monorail.
Tix: greenlightbookstore.com/event/2025-0...
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@noahgittell.bsky.social
take the monorail.
Tix: greenlightbookstore.com/event/2025-0...
June 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Read this fantastic excerpt then join @squawkinsports.bsky.social next Thursday 6/19 w/ @alansiegella.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@noahgittell.bsky.social
take the monorail.
Tix: greenlightbookstore.com/event/2025-0...
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@noahgittell.bsky.social
take the monorail.
Tix: greenlightbookstore.com/event/2025-0...
Fantastic career and he’s a really proud father, as I got the chance to produce here, so I hope he gets to enjoy the full-time dad life.
www.today.com/video/how-de...
www.today.com/video/how-de...
June 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Fantastic career and he’s a really proud father, as I got the chance to produce here, so I hope he gets to enjoy the full-time dad life.
www.today.com/video/how-de...
www.today.com/video/how-de...
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Gerritt Cole could never.
Yamamoto makes an outstanding defensive play on a sac bunt, outrunning the batter to first for the out.
May 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Gerritt Cole could never.
As a neutral who far prefers “Brotherly Shove,” I would have been tempted to go with “Shove It” but that’s just me.
May 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
As a neutral who far prefers “Brotherly Shove,” I would have been tempted to go with “Shove It” but that’s just me.