Billy Dildos 💦🥩
@mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social
sensitive misanthropy.
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last night a dj shaved my wife
November 7, 2024 at 3:54 AM
last night a dj shaved my wife
why is everyone so limpdick about letting themselves be governed by 12 year olds.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
why is everyone so limpdick about letting themselves be governed by 12 year olds.
what do you think the odds are of getting "Da Rockwilder" recognized on a birth certificate?
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
what do you think the odds are of getting "Da Rockwilder" recognized on a birth certificate?
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if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"
@ihavethatonvinyl.com how would you transcribe the reverse vocals on Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott's seminal hit, "Work It"??
for me:
itz yure flippa dippa flan yet
it's quite possibly the most important question of my generation. many are saying it.
for me:
itz yure flippa dippa flan yet
it's quite possibly the most important question of my generation. many are saying it.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com how would you transcribe the reverse vocals on Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott's seminal hit, "Work It"??
for me:
itz yure flippa dippa flan yet
it's quite possibly the most important question of my generation. many are saying it.
for me:
itz yure flippa dippa flan yet
it's quite possibly the most important question of my generation. many are saying it.
@georgialux.bsky.social my cup runneth grover
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
@georgialux.bsky.social my cup runneth grover
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“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
@georgialux.bsky.social I begin casting my lv 0 cantrip, Shit For Distance
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
@georgialux.bsky.social I begin casting my lv 0 cantrip, Shit For Distance
@edsbs what are your feelings about this automobile?
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
@edsbs what are your feelings about this automobile?
@briancgrubb.bsky.social ok he's basically white hair thor. I forgot what a Hemsworth looks like with long hair. Henry is Geralt forever, but this ain't bad.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social ok he's basically white hair thor. I forgot what a Hemsworth looks like with long hair. Henry is Geralt forever, but this ain't bad.
I hope that whomever decided that "nougat" was a good name for something you eat, got fired, like, so hard. just absolutely shitcanned.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I hope that whomever decided that "nougat" was a good name for something you eat, got fired, like, so hard. just absolutely shitcanned.
I never realized how much the melted sherbet was bringing to the table of the tahitian treat flavor that you remember.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I never realized how much the melted sherbet was bringing to the table of the tahitian treat flavor that you remember.
@briancgrubb.bsky.social there seems to be a recent surge in stuff where the male lead part is "basically, The Dude", and I love it. I can't believe it took the industry 30 years to realize that people like watching The Dude.
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social there seems to be a recent surge in stuff where the male lead part is "basically, The Dude", and I love it. I can't believe it took the industry 30 years to realize that people like watching The Dude.
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I always end up sending you something at least vaguely in the "sad boys with guitars" appellation, so here's something not that. you'd probably like it better if you were still on the pot (it's one of >those< jams), but what the hell, can't have everything. youtu.be/w4bhKB1E6iY
Erykah Badu- Back in the day
YouTube video by panchonann
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I always end up sending you something at least vaguely in the "sad boys with guitars" appellation, so here's something not that. you'd probably like it better if you were still on the pot (it's one of >those< jams), but what the hell, can't have everything. youtu.be/w4bhKB1E6iY
@salonig.bsky.social was I the only one who was expecting the reveal to be Natasha Lyonne?
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@salonig.bsky.social was I the only one who was expecting the reveal to be Natasha Lyonne?
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October 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
say 'beanie babies' out loud 5 times in a row as fast as you can it's so stupid lol
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
say 'beanie babies' out loud 5 times in a row as fast as you can it's so stupid lol
what's the biggest glass of water your dad has ever drank
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
what's the biggest glass of water your dad has ever drank
sometimes I still think about that guy from the other place that said "there's a reason no one ever wrote a song called 'fuck the fire department'"
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
sometimes I still think about that guy from the other place that said "there's a reason no one ever wrote a song called 'fuck the fire department'"
@bubbaprog.xyz you seem to have knowledge about these types of things, I was browsing defector on my phone and the wifi dropped in the middle of the page load and there was a bunch of text with a broken image link that says USER: by viewing Getty Images you consent to...and I couldn't read it all.
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
@bubbaprog.xyz you seem to have knowledge about these types of things, I was browsing defector on my phone and the wifi dropped in the middle of the page load and there was a bunch of text with a broken image link that says USER: by viewing Getty Images you consent to...and I couldn't read it all.
@georgialux.bsky.social is it parasocial of me that sometimes when I see something, my first thought is, this sounds like a luxe industries joint?
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
@georgialux.bsky.social is it parasocial of me that sometimes when I see something, my first thought is, this sounds like a luxe industries joint?
@georgialux.bsky.social are your bobos even honkin', bruh?
October 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@georgialux.bsky.social are your bobos even honkin', bruh?
lol remember when Aerosmith put out an album called honkin' on bobo
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
lol remember when Aerosmith put out an album called honkin' on bobo
top 5 music videos
death cab - a movie script ending
off with their heads - clear the air
u2 - numb
battles - yabba
aphex twin - windowlicker
death cab - a movie script ending
off with their heads - clear the air
u2 - numb
battles - yabba
aphex twin - windowlicker
October 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
top 5 music videos
death cab - a movie script ending
off with their heads - clear the air
u2 - numb
battles - yabba
aphex twin - windowlicker
death cab - a movie script ending
off with their heads - clear the air
u2 - numb
battles - yabba
aphex twin - windowlicker