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mrstales.bsky.social
Mrs A Winter's Tale[s]
@mrstales.bsky.social
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• The thinking person's crumpet 😘
• Neurodivergent OCD fighter
• Late 40s bbw, enm ♾️🍍, bi-ish, sapio and demi, UK-based
• https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff!
• Sometimes nsfw. 🔞
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November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Remind me...what day is it? 🤔
You can't see my face, just from my shoulders to my waist. I'm wearing a criss-cross leather harness thing on my naked chest. I'm holding my enormous boobs, which are each individually trussed-up like kinky Death Stars. One looks like it's about to make a break for it. I'm sitting on a faux leopardskin throw and there are Star Trek books in the background. Khaaaaaan!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Co-star Good evening @MrsTales. It's Saturday November 8th. Your day at a glance: You're too nice. Do: people watching; patios; cold drinks. Don't: FOMO, power trips, tiny purses
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
The Ahh Bisto kids
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
mrstales.bsky.social
I don't know if this was you or one of your Stateside compatriots, but thank you whoever you are. ❤️❤️❤️
I'm just sending a note to say not everyone is a pervert. I respect your intellect, your humor and your love of all things Star Wars. Plus, you're mighty pretty!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Lovely for a lady to have options... 😏❤️
I'm also near London, Kent specifically if it doesn't work out with this person tomorrow
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
The night of the spooky boobs is upon us!

Happy Halloween!

(Thanks to @NSFWDoodleEdits on Twitter)
Shot taken from below of Mrs Tales' enormo-breasts. The areolas are embellished with pumpkins with stalks, eyes and a mouth, and my nipples make for very cute noses. There also a *very* happy looking ghost cavorting in my cleavage. The background is a spooky misty and moody vignette.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
mrstales.bsky.social
My destination last night - St Paul's Cathedral for a candlelight concert by Melanie C in aid of Shelter.

She was amazing. 🥰

And I've never heard the Wannabe rap played on strings before!
A view of the dome of St Paul's Cathedral
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Oh my gourd, it's #TittyTuesday!
The pale torso of a large-breasted woman. She's wearing an emerald green bra and brandishing a very girthy and suggestive looking gourd. I hope she has some lube.
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
The cast of Rainbow
October 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Thank you so much, @mrgrimm99.bsky.social - so very lovely and thoughtful of you xxx
Star Wars advent calendar
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
It was an entertaining Adam Ant concert, although I was a little worried for him. He didn't seem like he was enjoying himself.

Also, the lovely @notthatdoctor.bsky.social gave me Lego flowers, like the gent he is. Thanks love! X
Long shot of the stage bathed in pink lights. Two guitarists are at each end of the stage with Adam Ant in the centre. Lego Bouquet of Roses box
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
They look pretty good, I think. Way better than I'd ever manage with nail varnish.

Let's see how long they last.

Apologies for the state of my hands. Years of OCD handwashing and my advancing age is really showing!

Better photo here.
My fingers with shiny metallic blue nails, peeking out from a black sleeve. On top of spotty blue pyjama bottoms.
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
I have managed to do my nails!

Me, who is cack-handed as anything!

Interactions with nail polish generally leave me in a gooey, sticky mess - so I tried nail wraps.

These are from Glaize (bought with my own £ - this is not an ad). First time I've tried them and thus far am v. impressed...
An almost 50 year old hand, with really superb shiny metallic blue nails
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Once again, the social media gods demanded a sacrifice, an offering of flesh to mark the passing of the days.

"How many more ways can I present these damn things?" she despaired, before settling on the classic boob-cradle pose.

The camera shutter clicked.

#TittiesTuesday was honoured, as always.
Naked upper torso - large pale boobs with large pink areolas cradled by the subject's arm.
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
When I'm naked, I usually just want someone spending lots of money on me and then making a big mug of tea.
😄
When I'm naked, I usually... (use predictive text to finish the sentence)
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Feeling thoroughly spoilt! 😍
A pull-down train table - on it is a Lego Botanicals Mini Orchid set and the brochure for the Gilbert & George 21st Century Pictures exhibition at the Hayward Gallery.
October 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Had a rubbish day where officialdom has made me very angry indeed.

I cannot calm my tits. 🤬

#TittiesTuesday
My headless torso. I'm awkwardly holding my boobs but they are threatening to spill over my hand and arm. They are large, bonny, pale and very vertical plumptious.
October 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Followers under 35 - tell me what you think this is, please... 😊

Those of you who know damn well what this is - please give wrong answers only. 😊
A rectangle with a variety of white-bordered grey, white and black squares/rectangles in it, black and white striped rectangles diagnonally at each corner and a border of squares, rectangles and triangles in the colours white, green, yellow, cyan, pink, red, blue and black. In the centre is a circle with a photo within it. It shows a young girl with light brown hair, a red dress and a red hairband playing noughts and crosses on a black board. She's looking at the camera and has chalk in her hand, about to write on the board. Her opponent is a toy clown, wearing a green outfit and blue hat. He's sitting on a yellow box.
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Quote of the Day (looking at the Lego Death Star):

"You don't know how sexy it is that you know that's a dianoga!"
A large eye on a stalk - a dianoga
October 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Had a wonderful day with the dashing @notthatdoctor.bsky.social , who greeted me with a gift from Hotel Chocolat, insisted on buying me lunch & was an utter gentleman. 🥰

Had a wander round town, including some geeking out at Forbidden Planet.

Lego was also bought - although not by me!
A cafe table - on the seat next to it is a large Lego branded bag. On the table are cake, can of orange juice and a tub of ice cream.
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Makes sense...it's always the quiet ones you have to watch... 😉
The secret second killer
October 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
Ping 5 moots and post 2 of your favourite characters

@darthquiz.bsky.social
@hungryjoe.bsky.social
@oldandmature.bsky.social
@antonycarter.bsky.social
@suzu1982.bsky.social
Face from The A Team Ripley from the Alien films
October 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
mrstales.bsky.social
It's almost like they follow you around the room...👀 😆

#TittiesTuesday

Full screen and landscape ftw! ( o )( o )
October 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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❤️

Happy Monday x
A goldfish wearing a strap-on shark fin. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be.
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM