Ms 🦫
@msheatherbeaver.bsky.social
Single, Sterile and ready to get feral
*probably not you
*probably not you
Not what I wish or you think this is from 😩😩😩 Came home to Betty licking, panting and shaking…
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Not what I wish or you think this is from 😩😩😩 Came home to Betty licking, panting and shaking…
Welp had to order a new phone because mine won’t hold a charge and takes forever to charge. But thankfully they are offered me the price of my new phone for my trade in
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Welp had to order a new phone because mine won’t hold a charge and takes forever to charge. But thankfully they are offered me the price of my new phone for my trade in
Thinking about putting these in the lawn at my apt where people don’t pick up their dog’s shit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thinking about putting these in the lawn at my apt where people don’t pick up their dog’s shit.
Thinking about being slutty on the internet to pay my bills. I mean I won’t because I hate engaging with men. But I’m thinking about it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thinking about being slutty on the internet to pay my bills. I mean I won’t because I hate engaging with men. But I’m thinking about it.
I hadn’t received a reminder text for my massage I was supposed to have tomorrow. Just checked the app and there’s no appt in there. I always book ahead. I want to RAGE!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I hadn’t received a reminder text for my massage I was supposed to have tomorrow. Just checked the app and there’s no appt in there. I always book ahead. I want to RAGE!!!!!
Is it time for festivus grievances yet?
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is it time for festivus grievances yet?
Don’t mansplain me but do the bowl games where teams have opted out still get played?
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Don’t mansplain me but do the bowl games where teams have opted out still get played?
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it is five thirty and it feels like midnight
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
it is five thirty and it feels like midnight
I need soup for dinner. Need.
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I need soup for dinner. Need.
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It feels very silly that I spend so much effort to be a person who is interesting, kind, considerate, funny, thoughtful, informed, curious, smart and good looking but men won't go to therapy, the gym, or ask what books I'm reading.
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It feels very silly that I spend so much effort to be a person who is interesting, kind, considerate, funny, thoughtful, informed, curious, smart and good looking but men won't go to therapy, the gym, or ask what books I'm reading.
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it’s this :)
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
it’s this :)
Whenever people talk about evolution or dinosaurs or the Big Bang theory I have to say “Ummm I was raised evangelical and had to sit in the library alone during those subjects”
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Whenever people talk about evolution or dinosaurs or the Big Bang theory I have to say “Ummm I was raised evangelical and had to sit in the library alone during those subjects”
Made peanut butter cookies for my clients this week
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Made peanut butter cookies for my clients this week
How is this Netflix movie that takes place in France going to mispronounce Macarons??
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How is this Netflix movie that takes place in France going to mispronounce Macarons??
I pinky promised my niece at Thanksgiving if I ever got married she would be my Maid of Honor. I didn’t feel like bursting her bubble telling her that it ain’t gonna happen. 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I pinky promised my niece at Thanksgiving if I ever got married she would be my Maid of Honor. I didn’t feel like bursting her bubble telling her that it ain’t gonna happen. 🤣
My new scissors are in my mailbox. But I don’t have the energy to go over and get them
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My new scissors are in my mailbox. But I don’t have the energy to go over and get them
My phone won’t charge today… cool cool cool
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My phone won’t charge today… cool cool cool
Started on my holy holy
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Started on my holy holy
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i LOVE a hint of patchouli.
no one ever wears a HINT of patchouli.
no one ever wears a HINT of patchouli.
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i LOVE a hint of patchouli.
no one ever wears a HINT of patchouli.
no one ever wears a HINT of patchouli.
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death to patchouli
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
death to patchouli
Pup date: she loves toys that are bigger than her and hates being in her kennel
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pup date: she loves toys that are bigger than her and hates being in her kennel
