White Cow in a Blizzard
@mtdave.bsky.social
Reviving my old alias from the beforetimes.
More signs that NOBODY is responsible for ANYTHING in the Trump administration.
Just crazier and crazier day by day.
Just crazier and crazier day by day.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
More signs that NOBODY is responsible for ANYTHING in the Trump administration.
Just crazier and crazier day by day.
Just crazier and crazier day by day.
Like, for example, what does the US Department of Defense use as a literal example of a "clearly illegal order?"
Why, it's firing upon shipwrecked sailors! JFC
Why, it's firing upon shipwrecked sailors! JFC
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Our boxer used to burble at us like that, too.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Our boxer used to burble at us like that, too.
They could’ve paddled that wreckage across the Caribbean and stormed Key West!!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They could’ve paddled that wreckage across the Caribbean and stormed Key West!!!
The South Park excuse
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The South Park excuse
Don't be like Irene!
Sometimes Irene sleeps in pajamas
Sometimes she sleeps In a gown
But when they are both in the laundry
Irene is the talk of the town.
Sometimes Irene sleeps in pajamas
Sometimes she sleeps In a gown
But when they are both in the laundry
Irene is the talk of the town.
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don't be like Irene!
Sometimes Irene sleeps in pajamas
Sometimes she sleeps In a gown
But when they are both in the laundry
Irene is the talk of the town.
Sometimes Irene sleeps in pajamas
Sometimes she sleeps In a gown
But when they are both in the laundry
Irene is the talk of the town.
Don’t forget: the biblical value of pi is 3.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Don’t forget: the biblical value of pi is 3.
Oh no. An army of podcast listeners.
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh no. An army of podcast listeners.
So the Thanksgiving experience without the turkey and sides?
Time to Turn on some football and veg.
Time to Turn on some football and veg.
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So the Thanksgiving experience without the turkey and sides?
Time to Turn on some football and veg.
Time to Turn on some football and veg.
“Eat the fat and drink the sweet” covers the hog roast and daiquiri party.
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Eat the fat and drink the sweet” covers the hog roast and daiquiri party.
Grad student TA, to be precise. Gonna be no labor protections on them.
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Grad student TA, to be precise. Gonna be no labor protections on them.
My mom told my brother “you owe me a quarter” after he swore once.
I asked her “what did he say?”
“Shitty” she said.
“Now you owe me his quarter” I argued.
I asked her “what did he say?”
“Shitty” she said.
“Now you owe me his quarter” I argued.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My mom told my brother “you owe me a quarter” after he swore once.
I asked her “what did he say?”
“Shitty” she said.
“Now you owe me his quarter” I argued.
I asked her “what did he say?”
“Shitty” she said.
“Now you owe me his quarter” I argued.
In this paper, I will explain why male seahorses are an abomination…
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In this paper, I will explain why male seahorses are an abomination…