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Lisa Humphries
@mtnmommaljh.bsky.social
she/her / chasing Jesus with all my heart / Director of Pastoral Care at The Intention Church / contentedly meloncholic 💙 mountain life 🌲 future chaplain🕯see and honor the Imago Dei in ALL - (@mtnmommaljh on Twitter)
May today be FANTASTIC!
a goat with balloons and streamers in its mouth says happy birthday
ALT: a goat with balloons and streamers in its mouth says happy birthday
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November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You clearly need a loud noise-maker to get their attention! Then they'll quiet down (yeah, right 🤣) and be able to hear your whisper!
Ohhhhh! You need a megaphone 📣
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I bought a tea towel last year b/c it is identical to the Christmas napkins my Gram would put out each year 💜
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
At one point my kids had a 5-key "piano" for bebes. Not even a full octave!
But then I scored one of those xylophones from the 80s with the wheels and a pull cord 🙌🏽
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
100% was expecting some sort of musical rant, as my brain assumed other "keyboard"...rolled w/the iMac part b/c what I know? Maybe you can plug them into computers nowadays? And then my brain record-scratched at ten-key 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am deliriously proud of him - he's my quietest, most reserved kid and he talked to so many people and at a Lions Club meeting and I am so dang proud of him!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He also earned $180 in Scout Bucks which can only be spent at the Scouting America stores (uniforms, gear, etc) AND a $450 gift card to 1 of 10 stores AND an invite to a party w/the Stockton Kings (NBA G-League team) - the team party was his goal...
AND HE DID IT!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
🫂
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
(I'm in denial)
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fake news! 🤪
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You & me >>> same wavelength
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If it's for all three kids, I go as neutral as possible. 14yo son has much different tastes than 11yo & 8yo daughters 😅
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A spot for each of their brushes AND for toothpaste!
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I tried to convince myself that they looked good...but just couldn't get there.
Why are we trying to look like we have rickets?!
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There are definitely styles that won't work for me (5'11", 35" inseam)...but I keep trying to imagine them on a bunch of different bodies...and I'm not seeing it 🤷‍♀️
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM