Maria Teresa
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Friendly witch. Bronx, Italian, chihuahua lover. she/her
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A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
I left my butter out overnight and it's still not warm enough to bake with. My kitchen is apparently 60 degrees. My bedroom, on the other hand, is 85. Thank you, steam heat and old house, for making me feel like menopause all winter long.
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I left my butter out overnight and it's still not warm enough to bake with. My kitchen is apparently 60 degrees. My bedroom, on the other hand, is 85. Thank you, steam heat and old house, for making me feel like menopause all winter long.
Started to make it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit.
"Leave it, he's not worth it!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Started to make it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit.
Forgot the dog bed had an underside for awhile and found a whole entire other dog under there.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Forgot the dog bed had an underside for awhile and found a whole entire other dog under there.
Happy Pie Breakfast Day for all who celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy Pie Breakfast Day for all who celebrate.
I didn't have heat and hot water when I woke up this morning, and a nice tech came on his holiday and fixed the ancient furnace one more time, and now the radiator cranking has made me tear up. Thankful indeed.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I didn't have heat and hot water when I woke up this morning, and a nice tech came on his holiday and fixed the ancient furnace one more time, and now the radiator cranking has made me tear up. Thankful indeed.
Started to make it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Started to make it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit.
James Acaster is so good at being the most emotionally intelligent 12 year old you've ever met.
In honor of classic holiday desserts, Prue and Paul enjoy comedian James Acaster's "humble pie" on the Great British Bake Off
Bon appétit! James Acaster serves up pure genius! | The Great Stand Up To Cancer Bake Off
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November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
James Acaster is so good at being the most emotionally intelligent 12 year old you've ever met.
Once again stunned by the lack of chocolate in this (my)house.
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Once again stunned by the lack of chocolate in this (my)house.
Do I want to do crafts with a cocktail or bake cookies with a cocktail or eat cheese with a cocktail?
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Do I want to do crafts with a cocktail or bake cookies with a cocktail or eat cheese with a cocktail?
I just did a little burlesque with a flannel sheet. Tis the season.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I just did a little burlesque with a flannel sheet. Tis the season.
Reset the days since crying over a dog on the internet to 0.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reset the days since crying over a dog on the internet to 0.
The potatoes aren't reward enough for leaving the house at 7am. I must also promise myself a little treat.
Ordered the wrong potatoes for the only dish I was craving so I'll have to go to the store in the morning? Help me, Yukon Golds. You're my only hope.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The potatoes aren't reward enough for leaving the house at 7am. I must also promise myself a little treat.
Whomst has cursed me with the Kenny Rogers verse of Islands in the Stream?
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whomst has cursed me with the Kenny Rogers verse of Islands in the Stream?
Ordered the wrong potatoes for the only dish I was craving so I'll have to go to the store in the morning? Help me, Yukon Golds. You're my only hope.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ordered the wrong potatoes for the only dish I was craving so I'll have to go to the store in the morning? Help me, Yukon Golds. You're my only hope.
My map lady warned me THREE TIMES yet here I am stuck in stubborn ass traffic.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My map lady warned me THREE TIMES yet here I am stuck in stubborn ass traffic.
I'm trying to say yes to invitations before I stop getting invited to things. So invite me, I'm not exactly fun or interesting, but I'm a decent simulacram.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'm trying to say yes to invitations before I stop getting invited to things. So invite me, I'm not exactly fun or interesting, but I'm a decent simulacram.
I have no idea what Isaac Chotiner looks like or what his situation is, but I 100% would.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I have no idea what Isaac Chotiner looks like or what his situation is, but I 100% would.
I almost said "nobody puts baby in the corner" to my boss about me and my future here. Okay, bye, see you all on the other side.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I almost said "nobody puts baby in the corner" to my boss about me and my future here. Okay, bye, see you all on the other side.
I've been productive once today. Can I start my 4 day weekend now ?
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I've been productive once today. Can I start my 4 day weekend now ?
I generally don't eat food in bed, but I might just have Thanksgiving in my bedroom this year.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I generally don't eat food in bed, but I might just have Thanksgiving in my bedroom this year.
I sat on the bed to fold clothes and woke up 3 hours later.
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I sat on the bed to fold clothes and woke up 3 hours later.
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November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I had an emotionally vulnerable day. Going to buy a burgundy wool coat about it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I had an emotionally vulnerable day. Going to buy a burgundy wool coat about it.
I'm on my fifth Sean Duffy mystery. Please save me.
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November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm on my fifth Sean Duffy mystery. Please save me.
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