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M. Tyson Brown
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A dad.
What if the real work we did was the zoom calls we made along the way?
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Still punk as fuck I whisper as I input my Microsoft Authenticator password twice before logging in remotely.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I did 20x40 yard sprints yesterday and I feel like someone hit my knee with a lead pipe.
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Gave out all the beer and potatoes.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Anyone ever wonder why we don’t have capital numbers?
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Generally a good idea to stay away from non-obviously-pirate-themed skulls as well as eagles when choosing your tattoos.
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Yesterday I swam, lifted legs for a half hour, and then did a 5 mile run on hills.

I feel like someone beat my quads with a baton.
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Listen to a book my buddy wrote about growing up as a weirdo in West Virginia www.audible.com/pd/B0FS2FZ8V...
Die Young with Me
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. The deluxe audio edition of this American Library Association Award winning memoir tells the incredibly moving and harrowing true story of a teenager diagno...
www.audible.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Whoever gets all these delete and report junk texts is probably pretty backed up.
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fran backwards is narf.
September 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It’s officially long sleeve tshirt when running weather.
September 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Lost my wallet. Found my wallet. Rinse. Repeat.
August 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
And I like him, and I’ve always liked him.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/u...
Maxwell Never Witnessed Trump in ‘Inappropriate Setting,’ Transcript Says
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@mattyglesias.bsky.social probably needs to interact with more mythical beasts.

“Probably nothing in your life will ever actually hinge on whether you can read The Odyssey and come up with something intelligent to say about it.”

open.substack.com/pub/matthewy...
The humanities should be harder
Low standards have devalued non-STEM study
open.substack.com
August 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Just watched this after reading The Death of the Public Intellectual and I am struck by three things:
youtu.be/5Tek9h3a5wQ?...
James Baldwin vs William F Buckley: A legendary debate from 1965
YouTube video by Aeon Video
youtu.be
July 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
People need to leave Sydney Sweeney alone.
July 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Epstein files have led to one of the most unified moments in recent political history… 90 percent of Americans — including 83 percent of Republicans — think the Department of Justice should release all the information it has regarding the case against Mr. Epstein. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Attorney General Alerted Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
July 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Malcolm Jamal Warner rocked.
July 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“The dogs have been pretty good about coming back when I call them. I bet they can go off leash in the backyard of this house without a fence” I say to my wife. Dogs are fine. Deer and rabbits are thoroughly frightened.
July 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Mr. Blonde couldn’t take it
July 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Voters asked for lower egg prices and instead got the Moby Dick Rebate and Alligator Auschwitz
July 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Can we call it a Moby Dick subsidy?
July 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This ain’t no Mecca man, this place is fucked.
July 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Happy Friday yall.
June 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Lil dude moving up to Kindergarten. One out of day care and one headed in. After my youngest is done (in 5 years) my wife and I will have paid for at least one child in day care for 18 years. I am afraid to calculate the total spend.
June 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM