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Atreideez nuts
@muaddibatreideez.bsky.social
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Peace-bringing visionary. Father of Leto II, Ghanima and Leto II (the second).

My replies are my own but my memes belong to the tribe.

He/They, EN/FR/ES/DE (in order of competency)
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Okay, we can all go to brunch now. The Lane Kiffin thing is settled.
A fake tweet from Emperor Shaddam IV that says "@RadShadFour: I hereby decree that Lane Kiffin of Oxford shall receive Arrakis as his fief to rule over in addition to his coaching duties at LSU."
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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MRW
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Let's get this spice, friendaykin! #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A fake tweet from Ed O'Keefe that reads "Per @CHOAM: SHADDAM DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF LANDSRAAD, LION THRONE SAYS"
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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A propaganda poster that reads "Butlerian Jihad Now!" And shows the OpenAI logo with a "no" sign over it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Why isn't there an International Worm-God Despot Day though, I wonder...

#dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday #InternationalMensDay
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Nick Saban talks about key locations in the northern polar regions of Arrakis during the time of Muad'Dib.

(@sickoscommittee.org thx for the template bb 😘)
Nick Saban talks about key locations in the northern polar regions of Arrakis during the time of Muad'Dib
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Dammit forgot my alt text. For my alt text homies I got you 🫶🏻🏜️🪱
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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It's always a good Wormsday when you slept well Wormsday Eve knowing you're not in the Epstein files because you're not a psychopath. #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Ugh.
A fake tweet from @NotoriousGHM that reads "The B.G. have been fighting for centuries to address the Kwisatz Haderach crisis. For the billions who will die in Muad'Dib's Jihad. For Guild Navigators who won't get the spice they need. For ousted Emperors who can't reclaim their thrones. We will keep fighting." It's making fun of Schumer's tweet after he rolled over on health care in another classic rug-pull in Congress because he's a feckless coward who doesn't have the courage to lead anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Spotted in the deep desert #dune #memes #sietchposting #dunesky
The headline reads "*gets murdered by a child." The image is of a mafioso (Shaddam IV) in a meeting saying ""my estimation of Vladimir Harkonnen, as a man, just fuckin' plummeted."
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Ugh, FIIIIIINE
A Zohran Mamdani campaign poster that reads "LETO II ATREIDES FOR GOD EMPEROR OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE"
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Fucking dork
A dune meme making fun of stupid AI girlfriends. Musk tweets "Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says "put your hand in the box." The image of Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam from Dune 1984 bearing silver teeth in a grimace.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Jesus walks a wealthy man through a pasture with his arm around the man. Jesus sayeth "It's all about tax-cuts. That's pretty much all I care about." The man replies "Oh thank God!"
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A fake social post from @BigBadVladdyDaddy that reads "BARON WASN'T ON THE BALLOT, AND FREMEN JIHAD, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT HOUSE CORRINO LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT," according to Mentats. It's a funny joke about election stuff.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A wonderful Wormsday inmuad'deed!

#dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@RadShadFour tweets "If Kwisatz Haderach Paul Atreides wins the Duel for Emperor of The Known Universe, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Imperial Funds, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved Arrakis, because of the fact that, as an Atreides, this once great Planet has ZERO chance of success, or even survival! It can only get worse with an Atreides at the helm!" This is making fun of the Cuomo endorsement.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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#mood
Paul and Chani stand looking over a scene. The text a social media post below the image reads: "@kreophagos • 2023-04-14: my boytoy came without instructions and now it's committed several war crimes."
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Let's get this spice friendaykin! #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday
A dune meme with a giant sandworm towering over 2 Fremen in the desert. A cool Muad'Dib mouse is overlooking the scene from a cliff, wearing deal-with-it sunglasses and smoking a joint. The text reads “it is wormsday muad'dudes."
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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This is SLAPP bullshit from the Guild; expect an anti-SLAPP countersuit soon.
A fake news article titled "Guild attorney general sues Spice makers, claiming links to Addiction, Prescience." It shows a package of spice medication tablets and a shaker of powdered spice. It's making fun of the really stupid lawsuit Texas filed against Tylenol.
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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St. Alia of the Knife argues with the Ego-Memory of her grandfather Baron Vladimir Harkonnen as she descends deeper into Abomination (10,219 AG, colourized)
A young woman is holding a farming implement and standing in the sun saying “I’m tired of this grandpa." her grandfather, wearing a worn hat and dirty clothes and who is missing teeth replies “well that’s too damn bad!"
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM