Mulk
@mulk.bsky.social
Law talker, sorrow singer, left fielder? I don't know if I am doing this right. He/him.
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
What are your top five movie genres? Mine are:
- child of criminal tries to not be a criminal, gradually becomes criminal.
- they got Travolta to dance, again.
- bloodsport as analogy for gross corruption of the wealthy.
- illegal race across the country!
- dance-fighting in the streets.
- child of criminal tries to not be a criminal, gradually becomes criminal.
- they got Travolta to dance, again.
- bloodsport as analogy for gross corruption of the wealthy.
- illegal race across the country!
- dance-fighting in the streets.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What are your top five movie genres? Mine are:
- child of criminal tries to not be a criminal, gradually becomes criminal.
- they got Travolta to dance, again.
- bloodsport as analogy for gross corruption of the wealthy.
- illegal race across the country!
- dance-fighting in the streets.
- child of criminal tries to not be a criminal, gradually becomes criminal.
- they got Travolta to dance, again.
- bloodsport as analogy for gross corruption of the wealthy.
- illegal race across the country!
- dance-fighting in the streets.
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Wince Neil
Wince Neil
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
David Lee Rath
David Lee Rath
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Saggy Hagar
Saggy Hagar
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Wince Neil
Wince Neil
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Shower Thoughts:
A great metal band for D&D would be Mage Against the Regime.
A great metal band for D&D would be Mage Against the Regime.
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Shower Thoughts:
A great metal band for D&D would be Mage Against the Regime.
A great metal band for D&D would be Mage Against the Regime.
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Sometimes I’ll wake up after a night of being in a good mood like fck did I make plans last night?
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sometimes I’ll wake up after a night of being in a good mood like fck did I make plans last night?
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BRAIN: omg we’re gonna have such a bad day today
ME: why?
BRAIN: idk im more of a big idea guy
ME: why?
BRAIN: idk im more of a big idea guy
September 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
BRAIN: omg we’re gonna have such a bad day today
ME: why?
BRAIN: idk im more of a big idea guy
ME: why?
BRAIN: idk im more of a big idea guy
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Not a big fan of any type of behavior, so I do not condone any.
September 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not a big fan of any type of behavior, so I do not condone any.
This is the content I'm here for.
*sigh* No, that’s just the effect of several centuries of rain through an iron grate. Nobody was wasting precious oil during a siege. they were throwing piss
September 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is the content I'm here for.
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Why did everybody in the Star Wars galaxy refer to Darth Vader as Lord Vader?
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
September 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Why did everybody in the Star Wars galaxy refer to Darth Vader as Lord Vader?
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
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My therapist used to challenge me when I’d say that humans are disappointing
She sure doesn’t anymore
😔
She sure doesn’t anymore
😔
September 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My therapist used to challenge me when I’d say that humans are disappointing
She sure doesn’t anymore
😔
She sure doesn’t anymore
😔
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The great thing about soup is that even the cheapest soup is still good soup. A can of Campbell’s tomato? Still good soup. A packet of ramen for less than a dollar? Still good soup. Noodles and vegetable marshmallows in a styrofoam cup? Guess what? Still good soup.
September 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The great thing about soup is that even the cheapest soup is still good soup. A can of Campbell’s tomato? Still good soup. A packet of ramen for less than a dollar? Still good soup. Noodles and vegetable marshmallows in a styrofoam cup? Guess what? Still good soup.
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don't you hate it when you've done so many non-writing tasks that nothing remains on your to-do list except the writing
September 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
don't you hate it when you've done so many non-writing tasks that nothing remains on your to-do list except the writing
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Not dead or alive but a secret third thing where you walk around all day shaking your head and muttering under your breath until you find a Mexican restaurant and then things are kinda okay for like 45 minutes
August 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not dead or alive but a secret third thing where you walk around all day shaking your head and muttering under your breath until you find a Mexican restaurant and then things are kinda okay for like 45 minutes
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Fall and winter are the best because being depressed about things in a hoodie is like 1000 times better than being depressed about things in a stupid t-shirt
August 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Fall and winter are the best because being depressed about things in a hoodie is like 1000 times better than being depressed about things in a stupid t-shirt
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you’re a spiritual being having a human experience? that’s nice, i’m a meatsuit that screams a lot
July 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
you’re a spiritual being having a human experience? that’s nice, i’m a meatsuit that screams a lot
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I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_
July 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_
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I don't understand how cicadas only scream once every seventeen years like my god the restraint
July 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I don't understand how cicadas only scream once every seventeen years like my god the restraint
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Anxiety was actually created in 1736 by Sir Napoleon Anxiety II when he got scared twice at one time
July 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Anxiety was actually created in 1736 by Sir Napoleon Anxiety II when he got scared twice at one time
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"Have a great day" ?? First of all relax
July 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Have a great day" ?? First of all relax
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My morning routine involves a lot of projected emotions and fake scenarios
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My morning routine involves a lot of projected emotions and fake scenarios
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Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate
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(wearing a sleeveless denim vest and smoking a cigarette) more fingers should be middle fingers
June 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
(wearing a sleeveless denim vest and smoking a cigarette) more fingers should be middle fingers
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If you chew through five mouth guards they will put your picture on the wall at the dentist
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If you chew through five mouth guards they will put your picture on the wall at the dentist