local coffeehouse I love (they maintain the brown aesthetic) has a seasonal drink called the Earthen Mocha. I asked what's in it:
"crushed espresso beans on top so it-"
"so it's like sipping dirt?"
"yes exactly"

it rules.

your posts are the delicious cheese in which the poison gets hidden

The siren call of Garfield grows louder each day.

a few:
Wombo - Danger in Fives
Judy Blank - Big Mood
Haley Williams - Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party

every line of "I think about it all the time" vs whatever Taylor said about a driveway with a basketball hoop is just...I can't get over it

I didn't realize the actual tagline is "The Famous Loose-Meat Sandwich."
maidrites.com

There's a thing in Iowa called a Maid Rite that is a sloppy joe without the sauce, which yes, is a loose ground beef sandwich. The people there love it

my niece loved "who am i? quack quack. who am i? oink oink. who am i? *arm like an elephant trunk in front of face*"

Eyes Without A Face ass guys

well he does have a brand to maintain!

waiting for Dakota to be a wild card contestant. "I'm here to fight for the woman I love," etc.

Honestly it's too bad the Big Basket isn't in Berea, OH so that it could be sister craft cities with Berea, KY