Helix
@murderdeathhug.bsky.social
The fat and the courteous
Alt: @helixtigerbear.bsky.social
He/him
Ypsilanti MI
Alt: @helixtigerbear.bsky.social
He/him
Ypsilanti MI
I am pretty pleased with how my arms have been looking lately
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I am pretty pleased with how my arms have been looking lately
Ten years married and almost twenty years together 💞
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ten years married and almost twenty years together 💞
It's a fruit that's bigger than people
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's a fruit that's bigger than people
How could you say that about them
October 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How could you say that about them
I found my old senior photos. This may be shocking to find out, but I was not especially popular in high school!
October 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I found my old senior photos. This may be shocking to find out, but I was not especially popular in high school!
Steven took this candid photo of my wild Friday night
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Steven took this candid photo of my wild Friday night
Pictured: me using fitness to distract myself from the Everything Going On
September 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Pictured: me using fitness to distract myself from the Everything Going On
Yeah, I knew there was no way in hell I was going to be playing Silksong at 10 AM. It's been 84 years, I can be a little more patient.
Also, because I feel like bragging, did you know that I am really good at Hollow Knight? Too bad there's no achievement for beating Pantheon 5
Also, because I feel like bragging, did you know that I am really good at Hollow Knight? Too bad there's no achievement for beating Pantheon 5
September 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Yeah, I knew there was no way in hell I was going to be playing Silksong at 10 AM. It's been 84 years, I can be a little more patient.
Also, because I feel like bragging, did you know that I am really good at Hollow Knight? Too bad there's no achievement for beating Pantheon 5
Also, because I feel like bragging, did you know that I am really good at Hollow Knight? Too bad there's no achievement for beating Pantheon 5
Phaenna is so pretty! I know the crafting and gathering gameplay in FFXIV is kind of stale, but honestly I am just eating the Cosmic Exploration stuff up. Love pressing my little buttons in space
September 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Phaenna is so pretty! I know the crafting and gathering gameplay in FFXIV is kind of stale, but honestly I am just eating the Cosmic Exploration stuff up. Love pressing my little buttons in space
Gorging myself at the local tomato tasting event
August 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Gorging myself at the local tomato tasting event
Feeling especially wide today
July 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Feeling especially wide today
Gay powers restored (I took a shower)
July 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gay powers restored (I took a shower)
Zachtronics closed down, but then Zach and most of the team formed a new company and just released a new game that is kind of just Opus Magnum but instead of Alchemy it's 80's Japanese Manufacturing. Anyway, this is not me complaining about Zach pouring more slop in my trough, I'm a little piggy4him
July 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Zachtronics closed down, but then Zach and most of the team formed a new company and just released a new game that is kind of just Opus Magnum but instead of Alchemy it's 80's Japanese Manufacturing. Anyway, this is not me complaining about Zach pouring more slop in my trough, I'm a little piggy4him
I'm going to spend weeks practicing this, do it in person exactly one time, and immediately get banned from the local mahjong club, and it will be 100% worth it
July 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm going to spend weeks practicing this, do it in person exactly one time, and immediately get banned from the local mahjong club, and it will be 100% worth it
I took what turned out to be a really nice selfie while I was on mushrooms yesterday
July 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I took what turned out to be a really nice selfie while I was on mushrooms yesterday
My sweet little guys ❤️
July 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My sweet little guys ❤️
Ok, get me off this fucking moon
June 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ok, get me off this fucking moon
Oh my god these two are so cute I cannot STAND it
June 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh my god these two are so cute I cannot STAND it
Oh my god it's breakfast Goldschlager
June 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oh my god it's breakfast Goldschlager
I do think it's pretty funny that Akagi looks weirdly like Mac Tonight, though
June 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I do think it's pretty funny that Akagi looks weirdly like Mac Tonight, though
New glam for pride, baby 🏳️🌈
June 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
New glam for pride, baby 🏳️🌈