Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse
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⚠️PLEASE THINK BEFORE FOLLOWING THERE IS A MATURE WARNING & NO MINORS⚠️
(PaRoDy)
Ask the us anything ➡️ https://aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418
(PaRoDy)
Ask the us anything ➡️ https://aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418
“Just enjoying the view from here….hmm spicy~” *does the cha cha slide*
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Just enjoying the view from here….hmm spicy~” *does the cha cha slide*
“Aye mami”
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Aye mami”
“Aye mami, think I’m in love…….did I say that out loud?”
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“Aye mami, think I’m in love…….did I say that out loud?”
“Date night?”
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Date night?”
“The view”
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“The view”
“Do it again”
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“Do it again”
“Aye mami”
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Aye mami”
“Time to break Geneva conventions guidelines “
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“Time to break Geneva conventions guidelines “
“ I can do it as a telegram”
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“ I can do it as a telegram”
“Bitch I waterboard myself in my sleep” *slips away as I roll away*
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Bitch I waterboard myself in my sleep” *slips away as I roll away*
“Peg me mommy” *high pitched moan*
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Peg me mommy” *high pitched moan*
“Don’t make me cuddle you!…..is this because I got the infinity stones tattooed on my dick and balls?”
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“Don’t make me cuddle you!…..is this because I got the infinity stones tattooed on my dick and balls?”
“Baby, I’m not a god silly. I’m just a merc of the multiverse, a savior of multiverse…..and busty mommies like you” *boops her nose gently*
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“Baby, I’m not a god silly. I’m just a merc of the multiverse, a savior of multiverse…..and busty mommies like you” *boops her nose gently*
“Hold on , hold your busty tig ole bitties. I’m not god”
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Hold on , hold your busty tig ole bitties. I’m not god”
“And who said I’m the daddy?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“And who said I’m the daddy?”
“Did we get freaky?….nope we didn’t “
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Did we get freaky?….nope we didn’t “
“But I’m not the father tho”
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“But I’m not the father tho”
“We don’t have a kid” *takes the check back*
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“We don’t have a kid” *takes the check back*
“Wait a min”
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
“Wait a min”
“I have urged to play connect the dots”
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“I have urged to play connect the dots”