Their goblin friend is getting smacked around by loose boxes in the truck bed

What is being enriched?

Why, the brick makers union, of course!

My guess: they watched the Disney version.

Because, if memory serves, who are the ONLY people Robin Hood steals from in that movie?

Prince John and the Sheriff. The crown and local government, respectively.

It wasn't a hard fight for 3 3rd level characters, though. The Stone Dullahan only really did damage to one party member: the barbarian that tried to strike first (the Barbarian was lucky when he was prone. The Dullahan rolled a 19 instead of a 20 and narrowly missed the gnomish nads).

It’s really good if you play with Lego figurines, because then you can really show the head move from one statue to another

This screams "made in the 90s."

You think that grew up and hoped nobody would ever remind him of this modeling gig?

They can be trusted around the office supply cupboards.

They definitely won’t make up for low wages by stealing office supplies.

What about Captain Crunch?

If Pepsi is of the church that supports abstinence, does that mean that every time I drink a Diet Coke, an incubus gets a boner?

If GameFreak weren’t cowards about Gen 8

*She reaches for the salty breakfast pork*

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON

Both?

OK, but why does "Mildew" sound like a good name for a granny kobold?

Canonically how Feraligatr should move