Matt hooker
@mwhooker.bsky.social
Life long SFer, 3 kids, 4 chickens, and a bad ceramics habit. Chat at me
What the hell did I order last night
July 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What the hell did I order last night
If Biden weren’t such a coward…
June 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If Biden weren’t such a coward…
Why would they make a sunscreen flavored la croix?
June 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Why would they make a sunscreen flavored la croix?
I continue to be confused by my instagram ads
June 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I continue to be confused by my instagram ads
First soda fire results and I’m floored
May 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
First soda fire results and I’m floored
Thus is what $20 of cherries looks like
May 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Thus is what $20 of cherries looks like
Finally a solid month
April 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Finally a solid month
Fuck off, wordle bot
April 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fuck off, wordle bot
Root canal mies en place
March 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Root canal mies en place
Look at the detail on this pottery
March 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Look at the detail on this pottery
Help me I’m pannikin’
March 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Help me I’m pannikin’
Why would thee “news” choose to interview this person? What agenda are they pushing. We deserve better reporting
February 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Why would thee “news” choose to interview this person? What agenda are they pushing. We deserve better reporting
Wild email to send as a recruiting company
February 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Wild email to send as a recruiting company
Better late than never I guess
February 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Better late than never I guess
I’m not sure I can drink this as someone with dependents
February 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I’m not sure I can drink this as someone with dependents
when I ſense the foetid whiff of foeces
February 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
when I ſense the foetid whiff of foeces
Wait what the fuck?
January 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wait what the fuck?
Our school brings a sort of hermetic vibe to school fundraising that check writers don’t really get
January 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Our school brings a sort of hermetic vibe to school fundraising that check writers don’t really get
Kids with grandma so I was able to make some pottery. Don’t like any of them, but hopefully I’ll learn something
January 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Kids with grandma so I was able to make some pottery. Don’t like any of them, but hopefully I’ll learn something
Who the fuck is Brantley
January 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Who the fuck is Brantley