The Vampire Cheese
@mxhemlock.bsky.social
high and hard femme | vampire enthusiast | glitter & bad taste | has fashion feelings | queer kinkster
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While on a teams call I realised my curly mohawk looks sick from the side but from the front with my cateye glasses it just looks extremely your weird aunt coded.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
While on a teams call I realised my curly mohawk looks sick from the side but from the front with my cateye glasses it just looks extremely your weird aunt coded.
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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for those who aren't familiar: this fucking ominous obsidian chunk of evil looms over our city at all times. excited for it to be abandoned and then turned into a vampire nest
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
for those who aren't familiar: this fucking ominous obsidian chunk of evil looms over our city at all times. excited for it to be abandoned and then turned into a vampire nest
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It really is precisely the inverse of how much work you actually are doing
The numbers in here are hilarious.
Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%
Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%
Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It really is precisely the inverse of how much work you actually are doing
One of my goals this year to reconnect with my body. I did not realise it would become a hostage situation...
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
One of my goals this year to reconnect with my body. I did not realise it would become a hostage situation...
The most super villian ass looking building in our cbd is data centre and if it ever gets abandoned you know I'm sneaking in to run a blood rave.
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The most super villian ass looking building in our cbd is data centre and if it ever gets abandoned you know I'm sneaking in to run a blood rave.
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Finally watching Vampryos Lesbos and this movie fucks
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Finally watching Vampryos Lesbos and this movie fucks
You know what, SBS on demand, youre a real one for this.
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
You know what, SBS on demand, youre a real one for this.
Fun update; works mandatory team building activity appears to have injured my back.
Fucking bowling
Fucking bowling
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fun update; works mandatory team building activity appears to have injured my back.
Fucking bowling
Fucking bowling
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On one level I'm delighted to pass my unit with a high distinction. On another level I'm a little mad that everyone who said I shouldnt stress I'll probably end up with a high distinction was right.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
On one level I'm delighted to pass my unit with a high distinction. On another level I'm a little mad that everyone who said I shouldnt stress I'll probably end up with a high distinction was right.
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he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
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Current obsession: photos of Siouxsie Sioux and Pam Hogg over the years getting absolutely munted together
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Current obsession: photos of Siouxsie Sioux and Pam Hogg over the years getting absolutely munted together
One of the main villians of my former workplace resigned effective immediately yesterday. The way all the chats are popping off is wild.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
One of the main villians of my former workplace resigned effective immediately yesterday. The way all the chats are popping off is wild.
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Neither the Irish nor the Italians were considered “white” in their immigrant waves.
They BECAME white by adopting anti-Blackness.
There’s a reason we have the stereotypes of the “beefy Irish beat cop” and the “wily Italian detective.”
Vivek Ramaswamy has high, high hopes.
They BECAME white by adopting anti-Blackness.
There’s a reason we have the stereotypes of the “beefy Irish beat cop” and the “wily Italian detective.”
Vivek Ramaswamy has high, high hopes.
Hispanics constitute the second biggest demographic of ICE recruits.
The proximity to whiteness privilege is so alluring, we'll turn on our own.
Historically paralleling how Italian Americans cozied up to whiteness to get umbrella'd in, too.
It's obscene.
The proximity to whiteness privilege is so alluring, we'll turn on our own.
Historically paralleling how Italian Americans cozied up to whiteness to get umbrella'd in, too.
It's obscene.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Neither the Irish nor the Italians were considered “white” in their immigrant waves.
They BECAME white by adopting anti-Blackness.
There’s a reason we have the stereotypes of the “beefy Irish beat cop” and the “wily Italian detective.”
Vivek Ramaswamy has high, high hopes.
They BECAME white by adopting anti-Blackness.
There’s a reason we have the stereotypes of the “beefy Irish beat cop” and the “wily Italian detective.”
Vivek Ramaswamy has high, high hopes.
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mom come pick me up they're leveraging AI to optimize workflows
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
mom come pick me up they're leveraging AI to optimize workflows
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It feels so good to be an AI hater at the corporate level. I love chiming in on work meetings that consumer AI analysis happens on 3rd party servers and is a breach of contract on top of requiring manual review for accuracy anyway so why are we wasting our time discussing this again
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It feels so good to be an AI hater at the corporate level. I love chiming in on work meetings that consumer AI analysis happens on 3rd party servers and is a breach of contract on top of requiring manual review for accuracy anyway so why are we wasting our time discussing this again
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November 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Not Gonna Lie, folks. I am incredibly dubious in this day and age of any study that states 'you don't reach adulthood until X' considering how the 'full brain at 25' thing has been weaponized by both young and old to avoid responsibility and deny autonomy
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not Gonna Lie, folks. I am incredibly dubious in this day and age of any study that states 'you don't reach adulthood until X' considering how the 'full brain at 25' thing has been weaponized by both young and old to avoid responsibility and deny autonomy
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The Husband — what's better than the devil you know?
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Husband — what's better than the devil you know?