You had me at "notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos". Finally signed up for a paper subscription. Long time reader, first time buyer. Thanks The Onion for keeping it real, though I don't know how you continue to compete with some of actual reality headlines.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You had me at "notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos". Finally signed up for a paper subscription. Long time reader, first time buyer. Thanks The Onion for keeping it real, though I don't know how you continue to compete with some of actual reality headlines.
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Lowest point... so far!
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Lowest point... so far!
Is this digital or paint?
August 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Is this digital or paint?
everyone, please also don't forget that the level definitions of "Very High", "High", "Moderate", "Low", and "Very Low" are based off of a rolling average. As the pandemic rages on, what used to be High becomes the new normal. Nothing got better, we just accepted a worse situation through math.
August 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
everyone, please also don't forget that the level definitions of "Very High", "High", "Moderate", "Low", and "Very Low" are based off of a rolling average. As the pandemic rages on, what used to be High becomes the new normal. Nothing got better, we just accepted a worse situation through math.
It really is getting hard to tell satire from reality. Thankfully this one is the former.
August 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It really is getting hard to tell satire from reality. Thankfully this one is the former.
I interviewed over Zoom and wore my mask for onboarding. I told my boss out the gate that I would not be "hybrid".
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I interviewed over Zoom and wore my mask for onboarding. I told my boss out the gate that I would not be "hybrid".
I thought we burned those
July 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I thought we burned those