mythbri 🏳️🌈
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Chiefest and greatest of calamities. She/her
Mountain Dew and Diet Coke would not exist without the Mormons, I swear before god
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Mountain Dew and Diet Coke would not exist without the Mormons, I swear before god
Obviously this is a huge opportunity for holier than thou one upping. I knew kids whose families wouldn’t let them have hot chocolate, let alone uncaffeinated tea.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Obviously this is a huge opportunity for holier than thou one upping. I knew kids whose families wouldn’t let them have hot chocolate, let alone uncaffeinated tea.
Don’t get me started. The prohibition is called the Word of Wisdom and people tap dance all over the “hot drinks” thing, which obviously doesn’t explicitly ban caffeine but that’s how it’s largely been interpreted by church leadership.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Don’t get me started. The prohibition is called the Word of Wisdom and people tap dance all over the “hot drinks” thing, which obviously doesn’t explicitly ban caffeine but that’s how it’s largely been interpreted by church leadership.
Kelz and I are going with “tired”
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Kelz and I are going with “tired”
Happy birthday, wh!!!!
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November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Happy birthday, wh!!!!
Never again. My boobs are not small but I only wear bralettes anymore. Life is too short for underwire.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Never again. My boobs are not small but I only wear bralettes anymore. Life is too short for underwire.
Probably reduced back pain, too
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Probably reduced back pain, too
People are legit worse drivers and I feel like it’s across the board, it’s not just new drivers or just old drivers
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
People are legit worse drivers and I feel like it’s across the board, it’s not just new drivers or just old drivers
Buttoned shirts!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Buttoned shirts!!!
Literally no mileage!
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Literally no mileage!
My gender is probably tired, then
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My gender is probably tired, then
I would just give mine to someone who wanted them
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I would just give mine to someone who wanted them
You deserve a party!
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You deserve a party!
I’m not even using it! I took steps to make sure it would never be used! And boobs just get in the way!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m not even using it! I took steps to make sure it would never be used! And boobs just get in the way!
It doesn’t get better! I work on a college campus and the stankiest rooms by far in the residence halls are by far the ones occupied by college boys.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It doesn’t get better! I work on a college campus and the stankiest rooms by far in the residence halls are by far the ones occupied by college boys.
Want is a strong word. It’s more like I’m indifferent to it and feel no strong urge to identify any other way.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Want is a strong word. It’s more like I’m indifferent to it and feel no strong urge to identify any other way.
(Which is not to say I won’t include it in my daily calls)
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
(Which is not to say I won’t include it in my daily calls)
I can’t even read it, my brain won’t compute that
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I can’t even read it, my brain won’t compute that
Dudes will confess to anything as long as they can describe it in a way which lets them think they’re not a “bad” guy
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dudes will confess to anything as long as they can describe it in a way which lets them think they’re not a “bad” guy