Main reason I’ll be on here less. Shyt is exhausting. Catch me on threads
with love I feel like some of y’all miss the level of tussling we used to get up to on the other app BAD
a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at something .
ALT: a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at something .
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September 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Main reason I’ll be on here less. Shyt is exhausting. Catch me on threads
Pub sub and chicken wings. Praise be to
September 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pub sub and chicken wings. Praise be to
Hella accurate actually
September 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Hella accurate actually
Unfortunately that man did not die, they just spotted him going to golf 🙃😭
August 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Unfortunately that man did not die, they just spotted him going to golf 🙃😭
This! I do not want a DJ, bottle service, and hookah smoke in my eyes at 11AM
NGL, i'm not a fan of what brunch has become.
it used to be a good time for me & my girl(s) to catch up, look cute, & indulge in good & drinks. that loud music shit has ruined it.
the club was a whole separate thing.
i miss it 🥺😭
it used to be a good time for me & my girl(s) to catch up, look cute, & indulge in good & drinks. that loud music shit has ruined it.
the club was a whole separate thing.
i miss it 🥺😭
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This! I do not want a DJ, bottle service, and hookah smoke in my eyes at 11AM
This accent makes me fold every time I hear it. Idc
August 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This accent makes me fold every time I hear it. Idc
I dreamt an incredible idea for a show called Petty House Flippers. Find people owning a house w/ potential but their fam & friends are haters. Help owner renovate then bring the haters to tour when it’s done & guess market value. Then owner could be like WRONG, it just sold for $1.5M 🤣😂
August 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I dreamt an incredible idea for a show called Petty House Flippers. Find people owning a house w/ potential but their fam & friends are haters. Help owner renovate then bring the haters to tour when it’s done & guess market value. Then owner could be like WRONG, it just sold for $1.5M 🤣😂
I don’t know if yall knew this but Arizona is hot
a desert landscape with a few trees in the distance
Alt: a desert landscape with a few trees in the distance and a rolling tumbleweed
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August 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don’t know if yall knew this but Arizona is hot
Southwest is actually denying people boarding if they don’t gate check bags because they ran out of space. Second flight I’ve heard doing this so far this morning. Crazy
August 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Southwest is actually denying people boarding if they don’t gate check bags because they ran out of space. Second flight I’ve heard doing this so far this morning. Crazy
Having two major airports within 25 mins of my house is so handy honestly
August 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Having two major airports within 25 mins of my house is so handy honestly
Things I never mind waking up extra early for is to get on a plane to go on a trip. This is not even early but my flight isn’t for another almost 4 hours 🤣 I need to people watch with a Bloody Mary while I’m doing my only 2 work calls for the day
August 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Things I never mind waking up extra early for is to get on a plane to go on a trip. This is not even early but my flight isn’t for another almost 4 hours 🤣 I need to people watch with a Bloody Mary while I’m doing my only 2 work calls for the day
It is 8:38am
I need their thighs to crush my skull and jaw into a fine DUST.
August 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It is 8:38am
Omg not my friend texting me about being robbed at gunpoint in his driveway yesterday. WTF
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Omg not my friend texting me about being robbed at gunpoint in his driveway yesterday. WTF
I wish you could archive posts on here. There’s some stuff I don’t want to show up in my timeline anymore but I don’t want to straight up delete it either
August 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wish you could archive posts on here. There’s some stuff I don’t want to show up in my timeline anymore but I don’t want to straight up delete it either
As soon as someone of the penile variety says they are in a relationship or dating someone I put them on the DND list. Not even trying to get caught up by accident lol
August 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
As soon as someone of the penile variety says they are in a relationship or dating someone I put them on the DND list. Not even trying to get caught up by accident lol
Thought about telling my FL fren I was gonna be in town for a few days but not sure he’s worth breaking my celibacy streak 🥲😂
August 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thought about telling my FL fren I was gonna be in town for a few days but not sure he’s worth breaking my celibacy streak 🥲😂
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Sure, you can do this life shit alone. But it just hits different when you got somebody who gets you and shows up for you and doesn’t make it feel like you’re just taking up space, they WANT you there.
I look forward to that eventually.
I look forward to that eventually.
August 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sure, you can do this life shit alone. But it just hits different when you got somebody who gets you and shows up for you and doesn’t make it feel like you’re just taking up space, they WANT you there.
I look forward to that eventually.
I look forward to that eventually.
Is she even with Stefon anymore? Chile…
Oh believe it lol
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Is she even with Stefon anymore? Chile…
I have a friend who for the last 25 years I stopped trying to save his number and just answer anytime someone calls me from a Delaware area code because mans cannot keep his phone on for NOTHING 😅
August 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I have a friend who for the last 25 years I stopped trying to save his number and just answer anytime someone calls me from a Delaware area code because mans cannot keep his phone on for NOTHING 😅
Interesting. Got a TX voter registration form in the mail. I’m still registered in FL
August 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Interesting. Got a TX voter registration form in the mail. I’m still registered in FL
lol at how the Southwest app claps at you when it’s time to check in for your flight
August 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
lol at how the Southwest app claps at you when it’s time to check in for your flight
Every time I pop on here yall are arguing about something 🤣
August 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Every time I pop on here yall are arguing about something 🤣
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Cardi B having to explain how being pregnant is a disability in court is wild, and it also demonstrates how we collectively refuse to believe we’re all temporarily abled and that status can be fluid.
August 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Cardi B having to explain how being pregnant is a disability in court is wild, and it also demonstrates how we collectively refuse to believe we’re all temporarily abled and that status can be fluid.