🔞 Alley! 🔞
@n04vice.bsky.social
He/They/It, opossum, 21, mostly gay artist with an unstable sense of self, banner made with neonflames.
You can call me AL, or Alley.
🔞(18+ I DRAW WEIRD SHIT)🔞
You can find my stuff on FA too!
You can call me AL, or Alley.
🔞(18+ I DRAW WEIRD SHIT)🔞
You can find my stuff on FA too!
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🔞 Alley! 🔞
@n04vice.bsky.social
· Jun 9
Alley the opossum!
I finally have a ref for my opossum! I tried a couple times in the past to do something like this to no avail, but now that I'm fleshed out I think this is pretty good!
mostly meant to be close to me irl (frumpy meatgrinder boy)
I finally have a ref for my opossum! I tried a couple times in the past to do something like this to no avail, but now that I'm fleshed out I think this is pretty good!
mostly meant to be close to me irl (frumpy meatgrinder boy)
Nothing is going right this morning I DROPPED MY TOAAT
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Nothing is going right this morning I DROPPED MY TOAAT
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Please, please I beg you not to ignore this.
Only the same people keep sharing this (thank you by the way).
I'm selling all my characters to pay for lupus medicine. I already ran out of medical care starting this month and I'm running with what I have. I also have bills and food to pay...
Only the same people keep sharing this (thank you by the way).
I'm selling all my characters to pay for lupus medicine. I already ran out of medical care starting this month and I'm running with what I have. I also have bills and food to pay...
[NSFW ver.]
As if I had any more reasons not to like this season, I was informed, that I have lupus. The main catalyst to detect it was the recent liver procedure. It helped narrow it down quite a bit.
Sadly I have to push OC sales forward, and hope for any help to save for my social security.
🔻
As if I had any more reasons not to like this season, I was informed, that I have lupus. The main catalyst to detect it was the recent liver procedure. It helped narrow it down quite a bit.
Sadly I have to push OC sales forward, and hope for any help to save for my social security.
🔻
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Please, please I beg you not to ignore this.
Only the same people keep sharing this (thank you by the way).
I'm selling all my characters to pay for lupus medicine. I already ran out of medical care starting this month and I'm running with what I have. I also have bills and food to pay...
Only the same people keep sharing this (thank you by the way).
I'm selling all my characters to pay for lupus medicine. I already ran out of medical care starting this month and I'm running with what I have. I also have bills and food to pay...
This is Vesper, roughly 600 year old Marfolk, lives in the capital of the Asternereid planet.
He enjoys books, and can often be found in a library.
As a Marfolk living primarily on the surface, he needs moisturizing products to keep his scales from drying out!
He enjoys books, and can often be found in a library.
As a Marfolk living primarily on the surface, he needs moisturizing products to keep his scales from drying out!
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
This is Vesper, roughly 600 year old Marfolk, lives in the capital of the Asternereid planet.
He enjoys books, and can often be found in a library.
As a Marfolk living primarily on the surface, he needs moisturizing products to keep his scales from drying out!
He enjoys books, and can often be found in a library.
As a Marfolk living primarily on the surface, he needs moisturizing products to keep his scales from drying out!
I deleted that because I only half finished the text and posted it anyway- will be back up soon!
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I deleted that because I only half finished the text and posted it anyway- will be back up soon!
I need to cuddle someone bloated its one of my core needs I need it
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I need to cuddle someone bloated its one of my core needs I need it
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EVERYONE is hurt by censorship
If you didn't join before, join now
If you stopped calling, start again
We cannot leave them alone until they STOP THIS
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#SaveSpeech #StopPaypros
If you didn't join before, join now
If you stopped calling, start again
We cannot leave them alone until they STOP THIS
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#SaveSpeech #StopPaypros
I got banned from Ko-Fi for THIS drawing. It’s absolutely not “tHe MoSt eXtReMe NsFw aCcOuNtS.” You and your community are being attacked.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
EVERYONE is hurt by censorship
If you didn't join before, join now
If you stopped calling, start again
We cannot leave them alone until they STOP THIS
anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co
#SaveSpeech #StopPaypros
If you didn't join before, join now
If you stopped calling, start again
We cannot leave them alone until they STOP THIS
anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co
#SaveSpeech #StopPaypros
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"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"
how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"
how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"
how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"
how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
Reposted by 🔞 Alley! 🔞
hello guys
i'm seriously in need of some financial assistance (genuinely this time) and i need to somehow come up with a pretty big amount of money quickly. just spread this around everywhere you can, every corner you can think of.
ko-fi.com/dylanw7384/g...
i'm seriously in need of some financial assistance (genuinely this time) and i need to somehow come up with a pretty big amount of money quickly. just spread this around everywhere you can, every corner you can think of.
ko-fi.com/dylanw7384/g...
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December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hello guys
i'm seriously in need of some financial assistance (genuinely this time) and i need to somehow come up with a pretty big amount of money quickly. just spread this around everywhere you can, every corner you can think of.
ko-fi.com/dylanw7384/g...
i'm seriously in need of some financial assistance (genuinely this time) and i need to somehow come up with a pretty big amount of money quickly. just spread this around everywhere you can, every corner you can think of.
ko-fi.com/dylanw7384/g...
Lore on the Cadaverites! [Undead people.]
Alt text in the images with the text walls for easier reading!
Alt text in the images with the text walls for easier reading!
![♡ Blood often spoils, becomes darker, may change color depending on original blood color, if you have any at all and are not a skeleton, or ectoplasm which is the color of your soul type if you are an apparition.
Cadaverite is a term coined by people who are undead, and many prefer to be referred to as, just ‘undead’ and ‘revenant’ are also fairly accepted, but ‘zombie’ is fairly touchy, some Cadaverites are ok with the term while others despise it.
When Cadaverites with bodies sleep, what they actually do is die again, they can be dormant as long as they want, using this time to explore purgatory, mingle with spirits, discover information you may not have been able to find in the living realm, they may return to their body at any time.
Instead of stepping out of their body, they may choose to go into a deeper sleep in purgatory while their spirit is still overlapping with their body, this is very refreshing, and a Cadaverite may sleep for a hundred or so years and more if they choose to.
Below are various ways one may become a Cadaverite.
[Next image.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ipa7l6dhgyuzvouca73himet/bafkreibftwrbzgizoidtytmdkqcy574zssqxsz2uzrs6fbxcjvvoqfpohe@jpeg)
![● Morcid pact [Depending on how significant your pact is with Venmortsen, you could be totally immortal, and have a body able to be reformed after a grievous injury, or at least able to reattach parts yourself, your level of decay is also determined by this, as it also affects how soon your soul returns to your cadaver, but this is generally a guaranteed eventual escape from purgatory.]
● High SP [soulpower] [If having had high enough SP in life, one may be able to find their body and enter it again, be warned, higher SP means your spirit may appear farther away in purgatory apon death, taking you longer to reach your body, and allowing it to degrade more. Cadaverites of this variety still have the ability to reattach limbs, but much slower, like a very low-tier morcid deal.]
● Fail a ritual or become cursed [Any number of rituals gone wrong, or curses being failed could kill your body without severing your link to it, most only realize once their flesh shifts in palor, or notice their pulse slow to a near halt, the level of rot this Cadaverite will go through before stabilizing is determined by how catastrophic the failure of the ritual was, or if a curse, the victim will have to find a way to stabilize it themselves, there are magical practitioners who specialize in helping a rotting Cadaverite keep most of their body. An attempted curse can also be failed, resulting in the caster being the one to suffer it.]
● Gain very high SP in Purgatory [If you gain SP in Purgatory while dead, something different happens, as you level up, you may eventually become an apparition, losing need for a body altogether, your soul becoming physical, and existing in both purgatory and in the physical realm, these beings are powerful and very rare. At most souls usually are only able to move or throw objects, and appear in limited durations only within a specific area, which has uniquely strong link between purgatory and the living realm, apparitions are not bound by this.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ipa7l6dhgyuzvouca73himet/bafkreibybmeksevzptzyrok2g7gq3l3kidynzulydioa6kbrq7a3aslree@jpeg)
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Lore on the Cadaverites! [Undead people.]
Alt text in the images with the text walls for easier reading!
Alt text in the images with the text walls for easier reading!
Reposted by 🔞 Alley! 🔞
i often think about this not terrible impression i pulled out of my ass at random without even trying to copy an existing character
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
i often think about this not terrible impression i pulled out of my ass at random without even trying to copy an existing character
Changing every instance of upon to apon in a document im making because I'm petty about it now and I dont care if apon is apparently wrong language is made up and English is especially stupid anyway and the A looks better there god dammit
These are the things I get angry about yes im very sleepy
These are the things I get angry about yes im very sleepy
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Changing every instance of upon to apon in a document im making because I'm petty about it now and I dont care if apon is apparently wrong language is made up and English is especially stupid anyway and the A looks better there god dammit
These are the things I get angry about yes im very sleepy
These are the things I get angry about yes im very sleepy
I enjoy someone who can make noises like "fffbblrrrpt", "ppbblpppt", or "braapppt".
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I enjoy someone who can make noises like "fffbblrrrpt", "ppbblpppt", or "braapppt".
Turned my default homepage to duckduckgo because Google homepage barrages me with news and Im too lazy to figure out how to disable that but fuck Google anyway idk
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Turned my default homepage to duckduckgo because Google homepage barrages me with news and Im too lazy to figure out how to disable that but fuck Google anyway idk
I despise stigmatization of mental illness in spaces I thought knew better, the suggestion of someone being unstable not met with concern, but this aversion and fear, ridicule, for just being perceived as "strange", seeing it really fuckin sucks.
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I despise stigmatization of mental illness in spaces I thought knew better, the suggestion of someone being unstable not met with concern, but this aversion and fear, ridicule, for just being perceived as "strange", seeing it really fuckin sucks.
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
Anyway besides me complaining about the news have this, I might keep it to just being posted here for a while but it'll eventually probably be on my FA too.
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Anyway besides me complaining about the news have this, I might keep it to just being posted here for a while but it'll eventually probably be on my FA too.
I saw a fairly upsetting article, I fucking despise news being at the tip of my god damn fingers in this fuckshit world, DESPISE it.
Seriously its fucking easy to accidentally see it too, and get sucked in
Seriously its fucking easy to accidentally see it too, and get sucked in
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I saw a fairly upsetting article, I fucking despise news being at the tip of my god damn fingers in this fuckshit world, DESPISE it.
Seriously its fucking easy to accidentally see it too, and get sucked in
Seriously its fucking easy to accidentally see it too, and get sucked in
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Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
The discord data stuff was on by default for me in the privacy section I recommend checking that!
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The discord data stuff was on by default for me in the privacy section I recommend checking that!
Big ol snoots you can poke
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Big ol snoots you can poke
Aliens are a fun concept to play around with they can look however the hell you want and that's pretty cool I think
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Aliens are a fun concept to play around with they can look however the hell you want and that's pretty cool I think
Shovelling heaps of frothing pond scum into my maw [I need to discover it's alchemical properties.]
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Shovelling heaps of frothing pond scum into my maw [I need to discover it's alchemical properties.]
Lips specializing in forehead kisses
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Lips specializing in forehead kisses
Pressing the <|> button till I hate the drawing is one of the most experiences ever
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Pressing the <|> button till I hate the drawing is one of the most experiences ever