Nanci Schwartz
@nancipants.bsky.social
I write books about awesome ladies in space.✨ author of the ROBBER BARRONS trilogy✨ I also runDisney✨ she/her✨ Luke/Mara trash since 1992 (ask me for my AO3)✨
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I really need to start writing again.
In the meantime, if you like Star Wars and Firefly, I would love some more readers for my sci-fi trilogy, starting with Robber Barrons. They are on Am@zon (yes, only there, sorry).
In the meantime, if you like Star Wars and Firefly, I would love some more readers for my sci-fi trilogy, starting with Robber Barrons. They are on Am@zon (yes, only there, sorry).
Why does instagram insist on constantly changing the UI to be completely nonsensical? Where the heck are messages now??
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Why does instagram insist on constantly changing the UI to be completely nonsensical? Where the heck are messages now??
I know literally nothing about Pokemon and had to google image search most of these figures.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I know literally nothing about Pokemon and had to google image search most of these figures.
I’m gonna need to create a spreadsheet to keep track of which Pokemon figures my kid already has 🙃
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m gonna need to create a spreadsheet to keep track of which Pokemon figures my kid already has 🙃
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.
I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.
I could easily answer this with movies my kid has been obsessed with. But instead I’ll pick my second favorite movie from 2015.
It sucked, but I finished
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It sucked, but I finished
I’m so tired.
Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.
Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m so tired.
Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.
Guess I’ll run a half marathon tomorrow.
[Billy Zane] I have a child!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
[Billy Zane] I have a child!!!
Oh, your favorite side character from Jedi has lines? One of mine is in an A-wing you see for two seconds and is no longer considered canon, and the other is juuuuust off-screen at Jabba’s Palace glaring daggers at Luke Skywalker, also no longer considered canon. 😝
Who are the best side and background characters from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi?
See if your answer made the list: youtu.be/DRFb_SEplqU
See if your answer made the list: youtu.be/DRFb_SEplqU
The Essential Glup Shittos of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh, your favorite side character from Jedi has lines? One of mine is in an A-wing you see for two seconds and is no longer considered canon, and the other is juuuuust off-screen at Jabba’s Palace glaring daggers at Luke Skywalker, also no longer considered canon. 😝
It is very important that @michaelastackpole.bsky.social see this post. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It is very important that @michaelastackpole.bsky.social see this post. 🤣
“It’s the Resistance”
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“It’s the Resistance”
I actually got some nice race pictures from Space Coast and then I saw it costs $90 to download all your photos and now I feel very spoiled by Disney photopass (which I also pay for, but it’s $100 for the entire year - and I’m still salty it’s no longer included with an AP)
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I actually got some nice race pictures from Space Coast and then I saw it costs $90 to download all your photos and now I feel very spoiled by Disney photopass (which I also pay for, but it’s $100 for the entire year - and I’m still salty it’s no longer included with an AP)
And consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
And consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!
Medal, or plate?
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Medal, or plate?
Let’s do this (tomorrow)
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Let’s do this (tomorrow)
You can lead a horse [mother] to water [dining room at her new assisted living], but you can’t make them drink [sit with people and eat].
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You can lead a horse [mother] to water [dining room at her new assisted living], but you can’t make them drink [sit with people and eat].
Also, interesting observation with an almost 6yo: Jurassic Park didn’t scare him at all. But Home Alone has spooked him a few times. I guess he’s more scared of realistic things?
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Also, interesting observation with an almost 6yo: Jurassic Park didn’t scare him at all. But Home Alone has spooked him a few times. I guess he’s more scared of realistic things?
Home Alone must not have had the rights to Lego, because you just need to dump a huge box out and BAM
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Home Alone must not have had the rights to Lego, because you just need to dump a huge box out and BAM
The most unrealistic part of Home Alone is not them leaving Kevin; it’s the parents sleeping until 8 am and the younger kids not waking them up at 5:30 am.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The most unrealistic part of Home Alone is not them leaving Kevin; it’s the parents sleeping until 8 am and the younger kids not waking them up at 5:30 am.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour (2)
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 10th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Triple Moon tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour (2)
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 10th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Triple Moon tour
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour (2)
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 10th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Triple Moon tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill tour (2)
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 10th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary
Alanis Morissette - Triple Moon tour
“When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”
Most underrated line in Home Alone.
Most underrated line in Home Alone.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”
Most underrated line in Home Alone.
Most underrated line in Home Alone.
This just means I will have leftovers for a week.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This just means I will have leftovers for a week.
We are four people.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We are four people.
We are watching the Macy’s parade and so far Owen has been most excited about Sean Evans, host of Hot Ones. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We are watching the Macy’s parade and so far Owen has been most excited about Sean Evans, host of Hot Ones. 🤣
Having to explain to a 6yo that he needs to be patient with his grandma because she can’t hear well and forgets a lot because she has Alzheimer’s disease is -a lot- and also making me feel REALLY guilty about how many times he’s overheard me complaining about her
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Having to explain to a 6yo that he needs to be patient with his grandma because she can’t hear well and forgets a lot because she has Alzheimer’s disease is -a lot- and also making me feel REALLY guilty about how many times he’s overheard me complaining about her