Nancy and Lottie
@nancyandlottie.bsky.social
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Two hapless labradors: Nancy is the eleven year old black dog with some sense, Lottie is the ten year old brown whirling banshee with absolutely none.
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Oh I love this!! So beautiful! And reminds me of my two
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I sincerely apologise for the admin error. I will inform her immediately. Just to check, this is vibe based?
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Ergonomic desk design is crucial to health
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Is she disturbing your slumber pals?
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Oh she’ll have to give you more treats so you can practice
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Alt: a chocolate Labrador is put through a relatively invasive car wash in the shape of a black Labrador. This mainly involves her ears being thoroughly tongue syringed. The ten year old labrador does not seem overly concerned by this and stays cuddled up to her adopted mum once the ceremony ends
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She may be ten but she will always be Nancy’s puppy
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Feel like human could fix this by only feeding you freshly caught lobster, controlling the weather and not bothering you with trifling matters like grooming. Truly an “if they wanted to they would” moment.
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Alt description: a chocolate Labrador attempts to GULP a large treat in one, before being politely reminded that she needs to be GENTLE around my fingers
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She is trying *so hard* to be gentle
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No I can tell he actually has a very serious case of unrubbedbellyitus
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I’m not sure her heart’s in that offer
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Yeah this sounds about right 😂
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Ha ha ha this is very good, I usually go for upsie lotsie, a bit like oopsy daisy
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Aw absolutely. I’m sorry for your loss.
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I absolute love dogic (dog logic)
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Lottie would like to enquire about a potential adoption to your house please
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I like that you’ve understood her urgency. Also that her need to be on my lap should supersede my need to be working
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That’s my general philosophy but sometimes I do doubt it a bit when getting wagged in the head at three am
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Now I do agree with this but instead what I got was THIS face because she wanted to be in my lap
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It was a yes but she didn’t like that she couldn’t lie ON TOP of me
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Ha ha ha you’re too well acquainted. There was a LOT of gentle huffing and grunting and dragging her tail along the radiator