NASCARCASM
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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
Drivers that hump trophies, and other things we're so thankful for in 2025
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Drivers that hump trophies, and other things we're so thankful for in 2025
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Ever find a picture of yourself in high school and wish you could time travel back to high school to beat the shit out of yourself in high school
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ever find a picture of yourself in high school and wish you could time travel back to high school to beat the shit out of yourself in high school
Google image search has done Jimmy Spencer extremely dirty
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Google image search has done Jimmy Spencer extremely dirty
🚨Time to recap the entire 2025 #NASCAR season, but like, alphabetically, on Substack.
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🚨Time to recap the entire 2025 #NASCAR season, but like, alphabetically, on Substack.
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Me when I'm on day four of a minor cold but I'm also male
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me when I'm on day four of a minor cold but I'm also male
Rooster says hello
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Rooster says hello
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs)
DENNY HAMLIN:
DENNY HAMLIN:
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs)
DENNY HAMLIN:
DENNY HAMLIN:
In 1973 during a race at Talladega, a mysterious voice told Bobby Isaac "...get out...something bad is about to happen." Isaac would come to the pits, tell team owner Bud Moore to find another driver, and leave.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In 1973 during a race at Talladega, a mysterious voice told Bobby Isaac "...get out...something bad is about to happen." Isaac would come to the pits, tell team owner Bud Moore to find another driver, and leave.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road.
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road.
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one
October 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one
Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there
In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now
