Natalie Haynes
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Bestselling author, broadcaster, classicist ✍️ NO FRIEND TO THIS HOUSE: OUT NOW. Posts by N and team. https://linktr.ee/nataliehaynesauthor
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No one tells you, in the songs sung about Jason and the Argo. This part of his quest has been forgotten, by everyone but me...

No Friend to This House
A novel by Natalie Haynes
Pre-order now for Sep 2025: www.panmacmillan.com/authors/nata...
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She even sent these cool Odyssey postcards to keep him company! Everyone go check out her work. Thanks, Mia!
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Look. At. Him.

This incredible felted Chrysomallos, the Golden Ram, was made by textile artist Mia Eccleston (www.instagram.com/_miaeccleston_)! I love him so much - who better to sit with my copies of No Friend to This House.
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A Trojan horse on Traitors! This calls for a classicist. Here's my Aeneid in 28 minutes, so you can find out more about the myth...

Listen on BBC Sounds: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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The classic ‘hold my purse, I have to punch someone’ pose. No wonder they think it’s Hera.

Met Museum, info below.
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I’m excited to be in Kent next week, for Canterbury Festival! This is one of your last chances to see the No Friend to This House show, where I’ll be standing up for the Argo, the Golden Fleece, and our girl Medea…

👉 canterburyfestival.co.uk/whats-on/nat...
Natalie Haynes: No Friend To This House - Canterbury Festival
Natalie Haynes is a writer, broadcaster, classicist, and comedian who has been described as ‘the modern embodiment of the best of Homer'
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I’m just going to say it: I think two horses would have been easier to draw.

The Met Museum, info below.
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All aboard - and watch out for sirens…
The Fate of Ophelia music video, Taylor Swift, 2025 | Jason & the Argonauts, Edmund Dulac, 1918 | Athenian red-figure clay vase, 425-375 BCE, Jatta National Archaeological Museum 🌊
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Hampstead! I snuck some signatures into No Friend to This House in your local Waterstones… 👀📚
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Tiny golden ram! I yearn for it…
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A golden ram and a stone lion, found in a tomb at the archaeological site of Gonur Depe (2400-1600 BC) in Turkmenistan.

The finger in the background shows how small these figures are, demonstrating the extraordinary skill of the craftsmen.
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I’m on BBC Radio 4’s Broadcasting House today! The show starts at 9, but I’m not on straight away. Tune your sets, or stream on Sounds…

Catch up after broadcast: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Bonus owl footage from our mother/daughter Athene day! Look at the face on Jangles 🦉
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How cool are these?! Thank you to the readers who gave me this excellent comic and beautiful rose on tour!
(The comic can be found on Etsy, if you want to read it!)
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#YouCannotHaveMyOwl 🦉

I took my mum to eleven tour shows; she took me to meet OWLS
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The life of a showgirl is not all racy costumes and elaborate headdresses. Sometimes you also have to convince a man that wearing a strap across his mouth will help him play the flute better. #phorbeia