A Funny Lady 🏳️⚧️
@natashamuse.bsky.social
A comedian who tells jokes and gives occasional insight. You should know I'm trans, if that makes any of this better and/or more interesting.
Wordle is funny because I either solve it in 42 seconds at 6:46 am while I'm peeing or it takes a 12 hour long subconscious percolation before I suddenly remember to go finish it sometime in the evening.
No in-between.
No in-between.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wordle is funny because I either solve it in 42 seconds at 6:46 am while I'm peeing or it takes a 12 hour long subconscious percolation before I suddenly remember to go finish it sometime in the evening.
No in-between.
No in-between.
Unpopular Wicked opinion: we struggled through the first half of the first movie before we were happily interrupted and never bothered watching the rest.
The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor
The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Unpopular Wicked opinion: we struggled through the first half of the first movie before we were happily interrupted and never bothered watching the rest.
The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor
The only character I gave two shits about was the goat professor
I'm over fifty years old and I'm still sabotaging friendships by withdrawing, worried I'll say something "wrong" or simply be "too much"
It's absolutely infuriating
It's absolutely infuriating
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm over fifty years old and I'm still sabotaging friendships by withdrawing, worried I'll say something "wrong" or simply be "too much"
It's absolutely infuriating
It's absolutely infuriating
Steve should be one of the richest people in the world. And when I say that I don't mean he should have hundreds of billions. I'm saying this is about as wealthy as all of the financial elite should be.
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Steve should be one of the richest people in the world. And when I say that I don't mean he should have hundreds of billions. I'm saying this is about as wealthy as all of the financial elite should be.
I caught the moment when KOIT switches to Christmas music and it made me unreasonably happy
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I caught the moment when KOIT switches to Christmas music and it made me unreasonably happy
In San Francisco we have the changing of the guard but it's just the homeless people getting kicked out of the doorways so the pilates people can line up to go inside "safely."
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In San Francisco we have the changing of the guard but it's just the homeless people getting kicked out of the doorways so the pilates people can line up to go inside "safely."
Guys, we've tried pointing out when they're hypocritical-- quite a lot, actually! Maybe we can move on to something different?
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Guys, we've tried pointing out when they're hypocritical-- quite a lot, actually! Maybe we can move on to something different?
The funniest thing about being upset with a video of yourself is that you're the only one surprised by how you look
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The funniest thing about being upset with a video of yourself is that you're the only one surprised by how you look
We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles.
Call em epsteinphiles
Call em epsteinphiles
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles.
Call em epsteinphiles
Call em epsteinphiles
How crazy must it have been for Bill Clinton in 2016 watching two ex-lovers fight each other.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How crazy must it have been for Bill Clinton in 2016 watching two ex-lovers fight each other.
And all this time I thought Trump was just blowing his own horn
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And all this time I thought Trump was just blowing his own horn
When I was young, weed was just "weed'. But now that there are vapes and edibles, what I used to call "weed" is sometimes referred to as "flowers". It's not a big deal. Weed is still weed. There's just a finer distinction now.
This post is about people being cisgender.
This post is about people being cisgender.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When I was young, weed was just "weed'. But now that there are vapes and edibles, what I used to call "weed" is sometimes referred to as "flowers". It's not a big deal. Weed is still weed. There's just a finer distinction now.
This post is about people being cisgender.
This post is about people being cisgender.
I always forget if she was Mork or Mindy
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I always forget if she was Mork or Mindy
The problem with being a "funny" Mom with "funny" names for all the things we talk about is that I cannot for the life of me remember what "Boondocks" ramen is actually called
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The problem with being a "funny" Mom with "funny" names for all the things we talk about is that I cannot for the life of me remember what "Boondocks" ramen is actually called
Mental health awareness might be improving but I still tell people I've been "real busy" when in actuality I've just been depressed.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mental health awareness might be improving but I still tell people I've been "real busy" when in actuality I've just been depressed.
I mean, maybe I'm remembering it wrong but didn't he spend like a year in a box eavesdropping on a family, pining for the daughter, and feeling sorry for himself?
In a truly faithful adaptation of Frankenstein, the monster would be an incel
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I mean, maybe I'm remembering it wrong but didn't he spend like a year in a box eavesdropping on a family, pining for the daughter, and feeling sorry for himself?
Okay I'm just now finally realizing that Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are at least two different people
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Okay I'm just now finally realizing that Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are at least two different people
Is there a word for after the headache is over and it doesn't hurt (much) anymore but you can still feel its broken up pieces slowly draining away from your head?
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Is there a word for after the headache is over and it doesn't hurt (much) anymore but you can still feel its broken up pieces slowly draining away from your head?
In a truly faithful adaptation of Frankenstein, the monster would be an incel
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In a truly faithful adaptation of Frankenstein, the monster would be an incel
Anyone visiting their parents and/or extended family for the holidays might want to figure out how to explain how you can tell things are AI, especially when it "looks so real"
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Anyone visiting their parents and/or extended family for the holidays might want to figure out how to explain how you can tell things are AI, especially when it "looks so real"
With the new Stephen King TV show out, an old conversation pattern has been resurrected:
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Derry, New Hampshire
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like in th--
M: No, that's Maine
T: Oh
M: It's near Salem, NH
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like those W-
M: No, that's Massachusetts
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Derry, New Hampshire
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like in th--
M: No, that's Maine
T: Oh
M: It's near Salem, NH
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like those W-
M: No, that's Massachusetts
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
With the new Stephen King TV show out, an old conversation pattern has been resurrected:
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Derry, New Hampshire
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like in th--
M: No, that's Maine
T: Oh
M: It's near Salem, NH
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like those W-
M: No, that's Massachusetts
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Derry, New Hampshire
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like in th--
M: No, that's Maine
T: Oh
M: It's near Salem, NH
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like those W-
M: No, that's Massachusetts
The way this year's been going I won't be surprised if/when it turns out that "somehow, Dick Cheney returned".
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The way this year's been going I won't be surprised if/when it turns out that "somehow, Dick Cheney returned".
Dick Cheney was part of the Silent Generation. Now he's part of the Very Silent Generation
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dick Cheney was part of the Silent Generation. Now he's part of the Very Silent Generation
In memory of Dick Cheney, the Trump administration is demanding that everyone hurt and/or detained by ICE apologize to their captors
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In memory of Dick Cheney, the Trump administration is demanding that everyone hurt and/or detained by ICE apologize to their captors