Nathan Arizona
@nathanarizona.bsky.social
It's widely known l posted a 25 grand reward for my boy. Now if you can find him, claim it. Short of that, what have we got to talk about?
the strongest gesture you can make with words is to drive them off a cliff
Even her political commentary — the thing she is allegedly good at — is fucking gibberish. We're supposed to overlook her execrable ethics for this?!
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the strongest gesture you can make with words is to drive them off a cliff
"12-year-old Author Big Fan of Ayn Rand"
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"12-year-old Author Big Fan of Ayn Rand"
phone carrier ad wars: I'll see your Billy Bob Thornton and raise you a Luke Wilson
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
phone carrier ad wars: I'll see your Billy Bob Thornton and raise you a Luke Wilson
if these ppl weren't all such chodesuckers you'd think they were trolling him
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
if these ppl weren't all such chodesuckers you'd think they were trolling him
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14. Mastodon, LEVIATHAN: Needs more lyrics about the minutiae of whaling boats. Otherwise, a near-perfect adaptation, channeling Melville into an era-defining concept record. Set the bar too high for almost everyone, including Mastodon themselves. youtu.be/fnwZca8z9II?...
Blood and Thunder
YouTube video by Mastodon - Topic
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December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
14. Mastodon, LEVIATHAN: Needs more lyrics about the minutiae of whaling boats. Otherwise, a near-perfect adaptation, channeling Melville into an era-defining concept record. Set the bar too high for almost everyone, including Mastodon themselves. youtu.be/fnwZca8z9II?...
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It’s important to note from a military perspective that if a subordinate is about to give an unlawful order & his senior knows about it, it’s also a requirement for the senior official to stop him from executing it. And then counsel/discipline him.
So there’s that, too.
So there’s that, too.
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It’s important to note from a military perspective that if a subordinate is about to give an unlawful order & his senior knows about it, it’s also a requirement for the senior official to stop him from executing it. And then counsel/discipline him.
So there’s that, too.
So there’s that, too.
funny and kinda gross to see Kiffin increasingly mimicking Saban's hand gestures and cadence when speaking to sports media
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
funny and kinda gross to see Kiffin increasingly mimicking Saban's hand gestures and cadence when speaking to sports media
[vocal chords shredded w/ BBQ claws] I have successfully weaponized post-nut clarity
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
[vocal chords shredded w/ BBQ claws] I have successfully weaponized post-nut clarity
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
ONE YEAR IN: couldn't manage to get in shape but while in a crabs-in-a-bucket delirium I did stab that David Goggins guy, so...progress
38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
ONE YEAR IN: couldn't manage to get in shape but while in a crabs-in-a-bucket delirium I did stab that David Goggins guy, so...progress
"what's an ignorant little thing like you doin in these parts?" 😏
Nothing is scarier than being at a museum and having a museum person make eye contact with you and approach trying to give you additional knowledge. This is not something I consented to.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"what's an ignorant little thing like you doin in these parts?" 😏
@brendelbored.bsky.social I hit "report" too hard and broke my screen
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@brendelbored.bsky.social I hit "report" too hard and broke my screen
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the five words every girl wants to hear
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the five words every girl wants to hear
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Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
does Bovino know he sounds like a dweeb-ified Porky Pig
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
does Bovino know he sounds like a dweeb-ified Porky Pig
always takes my breath away to read something so *precisely* wrong
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
always takes my breath away to read something so *precisely* wrong
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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
the only innocence I'm sure of is this man's
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
the only innocence I'm sure of is this man's
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She should have also googled “where not to buy zip ties”, then she’d have plausible deniability
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
She should have also googled “where not to buy zip ties”, then she’d have plausible deniability
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Bought an immersion blender for the first time at age 43 and I can finally relate to this tweet
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Bought an immersion blender for the first time at age 43 and I can finally relate to this tweet
how come Hollywood isn't making a biopic about Slayer
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
how come Hollywood isn't making a biopic about Slayer
Leslie Knope would've been in shambles
From Olivia Nuzzi's piece in 2024 about Joe Biden. Hm. Interesting.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Leslie Knope would've been in shambles
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Entrenched legacy media editor: I had my misgivings about Olivia’s ethics, but I let myself be blinded by her dazzling talent
Average Olivia Nuzzi paragraph: The hip bone connected to the leg bone. The leg bone connected to the shin bone. My shin. The shin bone that connected to the foot bone.
Average Olivia Nuzzi paragraph: The hip bone connected to the leg bone. The leg bone connected to the shin bone. My shin. The shin bone that connected to the foot bone.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Entrenched legacy media editor: I had my misgivings about Olivia’s ethics, but I let myself be blinded by her dazzling talent
Average Olivia Nuzzi paragraph: The hip bone connected to the leg bone. The leg bone connected to the shin bone. My shin. The shin bone that connected to the foot bone.
Average Olivia Nuzzi paragraph: The hip bone connected to the leg bone. The leg bone connected to the shin bone. My shin. The shin bone that connected to the foot bone.
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water