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tali
the cute transgirl they warned you about
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she/her — 23
minecraft mapmaking enthusiast
blockbench lover
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pfp by @mxdoteliving.bsky.social
the cute transgirl they warned you about
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she/her — 23
minecraft mapmaking enthusiast
blockbench lover
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pfp by @mxdoteliving.bsky.social
but wait, there's more!
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
but wait, there's more!
explaining the fnaf lore to an american:
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
explaining the fnaf lore to an american:
i have a better idea
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i have a better idea
if you see this, repost it with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
if you see this, repost it with your model of positive masculinity
post something random
i'm breaking the chain and declaring that you won't have an awful december, and in fact it'll probably go pretty alright either way, but it would still be funny to post something random
i'm breaking the chain and declaring that you won't have an awful december, and in fact it'll probably go pretty alright either way, but it would still be funny to post something random
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
post something random
i'm breaking the chain and declaring that you won't have an awful december, and in fact it'll probably go pretty alright either way, but it would still be funny to post something random
i'm breaking the chain and declaring that you won't have an awful december, and in fact it'll probably go pretty alright either way, but it would still be funny to post something random
i'm funny tho here's my proof
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i'm funny tho here's my proof
>finally get dm request
>it's a scammer posing as bluesky moderation
>it's a scammer posing as bluesky moderation
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
>finally get dm request
>it's a scammer posing as bluesky moderation
>it's a scammer posing as bluesky moderation
i do not "buy an ebook", i do not "kindle", i DOWNLOAD A PDF ONLINE, and if i can't find one, I CRY ABOUT IT
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i do not "buy an ebook", i do not "kindle", i DOWNLOAD A PDF ONLINE, and if i can't find one, I CRY ABOUT IT
for people with peanut allergies, "no nut november" is just november
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
for people with peanut allergies, "no nut november" is just november
an example of animated textures
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
an example of animated textures
an example of an animation
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
an example of an animation
some more examples
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
some more examples
a thread of stuff i made with blockbench and animated java, because i'm starting commissions!
small prop: $7
big prop: $10
humanoid: $20
animated textures: +$1 per frame
aj rig: +$5
rig variants: +$5 per extra variant
rig animations: +$5 per animation
dm me to discuss prices
(more examples below)
small prop: $7
big prop: $10
humanoid: $20
animated textures: +$1 per frame
aj rig: +$5
rig variants: +$5 per extra variant
rig animations: +$5 per animation
dm me to discuss prices
(more examples below)
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
a thread of stuff i made with blockbench and animated java, because i'm starting commissions!
small prop: $7
big prop: $10
humanoid: $20
animated textures: +$1 per frame
aj rig: +$5
rig variants: +$5 per extra variant
rig animations: +$5 per animation
dm me to discuss prices
(more examples below)
small prop: $7
big prop: $10
humanoid: $20
animated textures: +$1 per frame
aj rig: +$5
rig variants: +$5 per extra variant
rig animations: +$5 per animation
dm me to discuss prices
(more examples below)
i would like to introduce: the profanity score
the profanity score is a way to measure the quality of code based on the amount of profanity in its comments
the profanity score is measured by dividing the number of profanities across every comment by the square of the amount of comments plus one
the profanity score is a way to measure the quality of code based on the amount of profanity in its comments
the profanity score is measured by dividing the number of profanities across every comment by the square of the amount of comments plus one
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i would like to introduce: the profanity score
the profanity score is a way to measure the quality of code based on the amount of profanity in its comments
the profanity score is measured by dividing the number of profanities across every comment by the square of the amount of comments plus one
the profanity score is a way to measure the quality of code based on the amount of profanity in its comments
the profanity score is measured by dividing the number of profanities across every comment by the square of the amount of comments plus one
mojang just gave us something very powerful in this snapshot
October 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
mojang just gave us something very powerful in this snapshot
post your wallpaper
cw: gore and body horror
cw: gore and body horror
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
post your wallpaper
cw: gore and body horror
cw: gore and body horror
posteá un meme en tu lenguaje natal
October 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
posteá un meme en tu lenguaje natal
bruhhh bluesky thinks there's a threat here
September 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
bruhhh bluesky thinks there's a threat here
so, your political career didn't go the way you planned
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
so, your political career didn't go the way you planned
what would you put in this space?
September 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
what would you put in this space?
W.D. Fard
September 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
W.D. Fard
