Excalibrator
@nedgilmore.bsky.social
You shall come to a prison built of regrets and sorrow, where the shadows themselves have gone mad.
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Excalibrator
@nedgilmore.bsky.social
· Mar 1
Side effects may include the abyss gazing also into you. Ask your doctor if thereby becoming a monster is right for you.
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Ehud Barak explored many business ventures with Jeffrey Epstein, including a deal to sell a US tycoon's oil empire.
Israel’s ex-PM Ehud Barak and Epstein had close relationship, emails reveal
Ehud Barak explored many business ventures with Jeffrey Epstein, including a deal to sell a US tycoon's oil empire.
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December 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Ehud Barak explored many business ventures with Jeffrey Epstein, including a deal to sell a US tycoon's oil empire.
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I will make my own Bluesky in a bathtub like during the prohibition.
If Bluesky suddenly drops verification requirements on NZ, I will be checking quickly if deer.social works as a bypass.
(It's an independent version of the bluesky app with some extra advanced features, but is the same data so you can see all your friends there)
(It's an independent version of the bluesky app with some extra advanced features, but is the same data so you can see all your friends there)
If Bluesky suddenly drops verification requirements on NZ I wany you to know I will miss you all very much.
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I will make my own Bluesky in a bathtub like during the prohibition.
A debate against Ruth Richardson where if you lose, you prove you're worse than Ruth Richardson, and if you win, you prove you're better than Ruth Richardson. =/
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
A debate against Ruth Richardson where if you lose, you prove you're worse than Ruth Richardson, and if you win, you prove you're better than Ruth Richardson. =/
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* autocorrect changed my "cabals" to "canals" which I'm not sure is technically true but is particularly confusing in this case
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
* autocorrect changed my "cabals" to "canals" which I'm not sure is technically true but is particularly confusing in this case
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These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of Dec. 9, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of Dec. 9, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
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annual reminder to get yourself a christmas tree wand (sound on)
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
annual reminder to get yourself a christmas tree wand (sound on)
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Think fast chucklenuts!
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Think fast chucklenuts!
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
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Some loser whining about "militant vegans protesting a steakhouse", what are you like 5 million years old and had your brain surgically replaced with a cassette copy of a Denis Leary routine
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Some loser whining about "militant vegans protesting a steakhouse", what are you like 5 million years old and had your brain surgically replaced with a cassette copy of a Denis Leary routine
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I think it's cheating if they give you a mini-trampoline mid-song, but Ann Miller looks pretty psyched anyway
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I think it's cheating if they give you a mini-trampoline mid-song, but Ann Miller looks pretty psyched anyway
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Just made my own Swedish meatballs, which is arguably more IKEA than just buying them premade
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Just made my own Swedish meatballs, which is arguably more IKEA than just buying them premade
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Some motherfuckers need to log off, go outside, and touch kelp.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Some motherfuckers need to log off, go outside, and touch kelp.
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They're obviously both very bad, but Netflix purchasing Warner Bros would be bad for the film industry. Paramount purchasing Warner Bros Discovery would be bad for humanity.
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
They're obviously both very bad, but Netflix purchasing Warner Bros would be bad for the film industry. Paramount purchasing Warner Bros Discovery would be bad for humanity.
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Yew’ll be visited by tree spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Yew’ll be visited by tree spirits
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you've heard of elf on the shelf, now try... the leaky bones of Santa
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
you've heard of elf on the shelf, now try... the leaky bones of Santa
Sammy Davis Jr - Mr Bojangles
Sammy Davis Jr - Mr. Bojangles (Live in Germany 1985)
YouTube video by SammyDavisJrVEVO
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December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Sammy Davis Jr - Mr Bojangles
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This is what banning under-16s from social media looks like for EVERYONE
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is what banning under-16s from social media looks like for EVERYONE
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breaking: the supreme court rules 6-3 that it’s legal to hunt poor people for sport. also it’s our fault somehow
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
breaking: the supreme court rules 6-3 that it’s legal to hunt poor people for sport. also it’s our fault somehow
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Meanwhile if Chippy isn't calling for Mitchell's resignation like a proper leader of the opposition, he's either weak as piss or guilty of something #nzpol
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Meanwhile if Chippy isn't calling for Mitchell's resignation like a proper leader of the opposition, he's either weak as piss or guilty of something #nzpol
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“Waugh your work is too long” give it up. The blogs get longer with every complaint. You think I won’t drop a 25,000 word one? And email it to you? You think I won’t print it out and mail it to you? You think I won’t “skibbidi” out of your damn garbage disposal and start screaming it at you?
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Waugh your work is too long” give it up. The blogs get longer with every complaint. You think I won’t drop a 25,000 word one? And email it to you? You think I won’t print it out and mail it to you? You think I won’t “skibbidi” out of your damn garbage disposal and start screaming it at you?
Labour leadership urgently emailing IKEA to see if they're opening any other stores soon.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Labour leadership urgently emailing IKEA to see if they're opening any other stores soon.
Your Mum likes A.I T.V commercials.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Your Mum likes A.I T.V commercials.
New Zealand introducing IKEA and Costco in an attempt to combat the plague of Chemist Warehouses taking over all available space everywhere. =/
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
New Zealand introducing IKEA and Costco in an attempt to combat the plague of Chemist Warehouses taking over all available space everywhere. =/
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Tonight’s extra bonus napkin cartoon…
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Tonight’s extra bonus napkin cartoon…
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My PARP (Propaganda Above Replacement Podcaster) metric ranks Benny Johnson as the fourth most important MAGA influencer. And I tell you the best place to get a cocktail in Provincetown. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My PARP (Propaganda Above Replacement Podcaster) metric ranks Benny Johnson as the fourth most important MAGA influencer. And I tell you the best place to get a cocktail in Provincetown. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.