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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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"Some audiences struggle with a singular they."
"Looks like they're struggling with a singular audience!"
"Looks like they're struggling with a singular audience!"
two muppets are sitting next to each other on a couch in a living room .
Alt: Statler and Waldorf sitting on a couch and laughing
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"Some audiences struggle with a singular they."
"Looks like they're struggling with a singular audience!"
"Looks like they're struggling with a singular audience!"
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Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
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JD Vance steaming in the shadows of the office during the meeting.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
JD Vance steaming in the shadows of the office during the meeting.
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The second Biscuit Makers' Union poster follows the workers of biscuit making from "from field to tummy." This journey is depicted literally in the poster: starting with farm fields, through harvest, and production. A closer look at the bottom reveals a fleet of trucks ready to deliver biscuits...
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The second Biscuit Makers' Union poster follows the workers of biscuit making from "from field to tummy." This journey is depicted literally in the poster: starting with farm fields, through harvest, and production. A closer look at the bottom reveals a fleet of trucks ready to deliver biscuits...
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Jimmy Kimmel to Trump tonight: "I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. [ Laughter ] And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Jimmy Kimmel to Trump tonight: "I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. [ Laughter ] And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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I would like to retract my album recommendation this week and submit this instead
bsky.app/profile/park...
bsky.app/profile/park...
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I would like to retract my album recommendation this week and submit this instead
bsky.app/profile/park...
bsky.app/profile/park...
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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
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The kind of vibes I bring to the function…
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The kind of vibes I bring to the function…
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Trump’s election consultants filmed saying they use bribes and sex workers to entrap politicians
SURPRISED?
This didn’t get any attention, so I’m posting it again, and again
(Do repost)
www.channel4.com/news/cambrid...
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Revealed: Trump’s election consultants filmed saying they use bribes and sex workers to entrap politicians
An undercover investigation by Channel 4 News reveals how Cambridge Analytica secretly campaigns in elections across the world. Bosses were filmed talking about using bribes, ex-spies, fake IDs and se...
www.channel4.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Trump’s election consultants filmed saying they use bribes and sex workers to entrap politicians
SURPRISED?
This didn’t get any attention, so I’m posting it again, and again
(Do repost)
www.channel4.com/news/cambrid...
SURPRISED?
This didn’t get any attention, so I’m posting it again, and again
(Do repost)
www.channel4.com/news/cambrid...
Scumbag Scumbagging
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Scumbag Scumbagging
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nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
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These 2,000-Year-Old Mounds Trace the Path of the Moon
These 2,000-Year-Old Mounds Trace the Path of the Moon
After spending the last century as a golf course, the Octagon Earthworks are now protected—and celebrated—for their ancient Native American origins.
www.atlasobscura.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
These 2,000-Year-Old Mounds Trace the Path of the Moon
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Terry Jones, Michael Moorcock, and Anthony Wigens talk anarchism:
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Terry Jones, Michael Moorcock, and Anthony Wigens talk anarchism:
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yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir
no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir
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Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
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Thanks to RFK each of us will lose …
<subtract 3, carry the 1>
… One third of one pound over the next year.
Twelve pack abs, here we come.
<subtract 3, carry the 1>
… One third of one pound over the next year.
Twelve pack abs, here we come.
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Thanks to RFK each of us will lose …
<subtract 3, carry the 1>
… One third of one pound over the next year.
Twelve pack abs, here we come.
<subtract 3, carry the 1>
… One third of one pound over the next year.
Twelve pack abs, here we come.
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I have been waiting for the politician who would bring me the F word, as the prophecy foretold.
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I have been waiting for the politician who would bring me the F word, as the prophecy foretold.
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Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”
Mexico’s President Presses Charges Against Man Who Groped Her on the Street
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”