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Neil
@neilroberts.me
Dad, husband, dog lover. SQL pro, AI hobbyist

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2x Ironman gone to seed
Pretty sky tonight
March 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hello. I think I’m overdue for a walk.
March 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m so embarrassed to be an American today and disgusted by the dipshit cowards in charge of my country. It’s revolution time. Put these traitors against the wall. I’m out of fucks to give about my personal safety.
March 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My niece named her chickens. For clarification her grandmother’s last name is McAdory.
February 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My 81 year old mom can still make me do a spit take.
February 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Mardi Gras. Not even once.
February 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Storm clouds covering the full moon.
February 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My niece spotted this work of genius in my hometown. The paint is amazing.
February 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Having brunch at Bob’s Diner, best place in town, with the college girl before she heads back to prepare for a thermodynamics test. Whatever that is, it doesn’t sound easy.
February 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Screenshot on my phone of the desktop version of an app I’m building. It’s a chat interface that interfaces with AI service APIs to help build trips for a travel agent. A markdown text file is the source of truth and is sent as context with the system prompt and user chat text to the AI.

It works!
February 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That’s a lot of dog for a single cab truck.
February 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Dj cummerbund does some great mashups, but check out the surprises in this banger.

youtu.be/x9nrBF5gl8A?...
DJ Cummerbund - Everybody and The Sunshine Band
YouTube video by DJ Cummerbund
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February 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
After midnight dog walk gets weird.
January 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Funny but true, credit my clever little brother from a photo a friend sent from just down the icy road from my house.
January 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
More snow pictures.
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Super rare snow day in Mobile, AL.
January 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dogs love snow, and this is the first time for these mutts.
January 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Good morning!!!🥰🥰🥰
January 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi, six days ago:

“I abhor violence to police officers.”

“I condemn any violence on a law enforcement officer in this country.”
Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
He’s confused about the disappearing snowballs.
January 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve told y’all about Covie, the best damn dog in the world, right? He was super suspicious of the snow at first but it grew on him.
January 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Snow day on the gulf coast. This is very rare.
January 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Anyone who says this was NOT a Nazi salute can — with all due respect — fuck off.
January 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Shout out to everyone who said calling Trump a fascist made you a hysteric who shouldn't be taken seriously
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM