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"In all this time,
The bottom line's you don't know how much I feel
You say you see but I don't agree
You don't know how I feel"

--CC
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Five years ago, my youngest daughter was set upon by crackers from SC while she got ready for work the next day in her own apartment with her dog and her cat. They hit her in the head with a hammer 47 times. That very evening, they donned MAGA hats, put on "Deplorables" t-shirts,........./1
Turns out my “Heavy Rotation Mix” has no Thanksgiving-themed songs on it and I am feeling a perverse satisfaction in that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"I guess it all blew up in Missoula
There just was no other way
After months of goin' crazy
There was nothin' left to say
But when the dust had finally settled
And the air had quickly cleared
Things were better off than I had feared" --JB
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I know you like this bar Shawn and the “Neighborhoods” are easy drinking, but it’s time to go……
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I realized the other day that all these Trumpedo-inconvenient-Epstein-facts made me forget that Matt Gaetz is a pedo and human trafficker as well and that they caught him because he broadcast his Venmo transactions.

I mean JFC!!!
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Southern Spear? Seems a tad overcompenstatingly-weird.

You can't trust the fake tough guys. They're always hiding something.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Driving Miss Callie. 5+ days in the car will be like a steel-cage-death-match
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I've actually been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonopah, and I do feel like I am stuck in a Lowell George song from time to time.
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is this the point in Trumpedo's Russian fetish where he offers VladdyDaddy a $40B bailout and straps on a ball-gag?
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“You can’t negotiate with a toddler who’s going to pitch a goddamned fit in Toys ‘R’ Us,” said a Democratic aide. “They were like, ‘Give him the Barbie and leave the store.’” —TA

And there you have it, Trumpedo is a toddler, the Rs don’t parent him and the Ds can’t.

American exceptionalism.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.

If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Dem apologists today: “John Thune and Trumpedo were giving us a noogie and shitting down our throats. But, good news, we convinced them to stop the noogie-ing us. So, everything’s good now!”
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The WSJ beats Trumpedo to death on his tariff and other bad policies. Their audience is too smart not to recognize the insanity. While Fox continues to dance around America's trip to bankrupt-casino-land because it sells to the stupid.

WSJ+Fox are owned by Murdoch. Media dishes what people buy.
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Let’s stop pretending that Trumpedo is not a pedophile. This is an affidavit from two young women, 12 and 13 at the time. Read the declarations (last 2 pages):

www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
www.politico.com
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
#NoKings
Tiverton, RI

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October 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Today, Putin banned Russians from leaving the country. This is America's future under Trumpedo.
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Truth is the ultimate defense for defamation: www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
www.politico.com
October 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I spilled my coffee this morning. I licked it up off the floor. Shit's gotten so expensive I can't let it go to waste--5%+ inflation my ass.
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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People are saying Kirk's last message was to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Kindof funny, Trumpedo and VladdyDaddy meeting in Alaska. Was the North Pole not available?
August 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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We overthrew the English monarchy for taxation.

Tariffs are taxes.

Time to overthrow the government.

Bet no one reposts this.
August 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Not sure about the rest of you, but the dystopian world that is South Park seems to be the perfect foil for the Trump-pedo-kklan age we find ourselves in. If not actually, at least spiritually.
August 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If Trumpedo can disappear a father awaiting his citizenship according to the rules here in the US to CECOT, what is to stop him from doing the same to Ghislaine? Return her to the wind despite her many crimes and stories of the Pedo-in-Chief.
August 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM