Polly
@nerdista.bsky.social
Host of the Mr. Unbiased Fact Guy Show.
The first wood stove fire of the season has been lit and Norman is VERY COMFY.
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The first wood stove fire of the season has been lit and Norman is VERY COMFY.
I can't believe there are people on this planet who pay $200 for a fucking HENLEY SHIRT
September 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I can't believe there are people on this planet who pay $200 for a fucking HENLEY SHIRT
This is going to be great for me and my fellow autists, right?
September 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is going to be great for me and my fellow autists, right?
Safeway locking up baby formula
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Safeway locking up baby formula
Rainn Wilson has always given me "just discovered philosophy in college" vibes so this tracks
September 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Rainn Wilson has always given me "just discovered philosophy in college" vibes so this tracks
Really disappointed to find out Simon Pegg is transphobic/transphobic adjacent? Just awful.
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Really disappointed to find out Simon Pegg is transphobic/transphobic adjacent? Just awful.
He can't find the fly
September 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
He can't find the fly
I rescued an injured baby squirrel. Don't worry, Betty Storm is safe in the hands of a PAWS rescue sanctuary 😍
September 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I rescued an injured baby squirrel. Don't worry, Betty Storm is safe in the hands of a PAWS rescue sanctuary 😍
I get to introduce visiting relatives to Very Important People with Vic Michaelis and I am so excited to start here
August 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I get to introduce visiting relatives to Very Important People with Vic Michaelis and I am so excited to start here
My brother was thrilled at my parents wedding.
August 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My brother was thrilled at my parents wedding.
When people say "cats don't love you, they just want food" I look at this picture of Sam Malone looking at me.
July 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When people say "cats don't love you, they just want food" I look at this picture of Sam Malone looking at me.
This is my yard.
I do not own any cows.
I do not own any cows.
July 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is my yard.
I do not own any cows.
I do not own any cows.
Love to see random project management sites throwing shade at DOGE
July 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Love to see random project management sites throwing shade at DOGE
Sam Malone is the best girl
June 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Sam Malone is the best girl
Summer weather means the neighbor cat Meatloaf hangs out on our bench a lot.
June 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Summer weather means the neighbor cat Meatloaf hangs out on our bench a lot.
I think the new member of our management team is Gen Z.
She wore these shoes:
She wore these shoes:
May 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think the new member of our management team is Gen Z.
She wore these shoes:
She wore these shoes:
Weirdly, Gen Z is skipping the most tremendous 90s trend...soccer sandals.
May 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Weirdly, Gen Z is skipping the most tremendous 90s trend...soccer sandals.
Target's foot traffic is down for the 10th straight week. I haven't bought anything or gone into a target in that time. I've taken my spending to Sephora...see how easy it is to not be bigots?
April 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Target's foot traffic is down for the 10th straight week. I haven't bought anything or gone into a target in that time. I've taken my spending to Sephora...see how easy it is to not be bigots?
Is this a promise? As someone with Autism, I would love to quit my job and stop paying taxes. I mean, I'm married so I already don't date but. You can't have it all.
April 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Is this a promise? As someone with Autism, I would love to quit my job and stop paying taxes. I mean, I'm married so I already don't date but. You can't have it all.
I hope someday Carrie Preston will know how much joy she's brought to me and my friends and family with this
April 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I hope someday Carrie Preston will know how much joy she's brought to me and my friends and family with this
I ordered something online today and my receipt included a Trump Tariff surcharge. They wanted to call it out instead of just increasing prices.
April 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I ordered something online today and my receipt included a Trump Tariff surcharge. They wanted to call it out instead of just increasing prices.
April 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Enjoy that money on your way to hell, buddy.
April 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Enjoy that money on your way to hell, buddy.