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Nestor H. Green
@ness2outof3.bsky.social
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He/him, married, born 1984, Providence>Seattle, vector artist, webcomic enjoyer, union worker, puppet fancier, and FURRY NOSTRIL FETISHIST. Please retroactively turn 21 years old before having read this, thank you. 🚫2️⃣1️⃣🫵🤨
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The most perplexing piece of plastic waste since the Toucan Sam vertical spoonrest. It's an abstract pig with a suction cup for a head. In its ass cheeks, it is clenching an umbrella handle, which instead of a canopy, supports a small realistic baseball hat the color and sheen of human skin. The packaging suggests that if you stick your phone against the pig head stump hat thing, you can shade your celphone screen from sunbeams? 3$
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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An attic with four furry ghost hunters & three ghosts, done in the style of a Pepper's Ghost illusion at a funhouse. The attic is full of garbage, such as a moth eaten wedding dress, and a Bop-it. The Ghost hunters belong to a company called "Boo-Lievers Ghost Hunting & Landscaping" with matching uniforms and a van. The possum furry, who is in the midst of possession, has dropped his equipement. The ghost is sticking its TONGUE through his BRAIN and making him say stuff, presumedly about how the attic is ghostless. It's unclear whether the others can see anything supernatural. The windows in the attic are triangular, the spookiest shape of window. Everyone's got a nice snout.
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Small raccoon nugget.
August 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Illustration of a bird with a neck so long it's coiled up in rings.
August 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Creature from a rectangle pressing a red button on an electronic panel.
August 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Meat option people.
Greasy pig creature sits on a toadstool Greasy cow creature who seems genetically modified as an organism A fish! The carrots of the sea.
August 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Our mall just got a Build a Hair Vessel Workshop.
An Ikea bookcase full of unpleasant anime dolls with progeriac toddler proportions. "DOLLS. 35$ DOLLS ARE MADE WITH HUMAN HAIR THAT CAN BE CURLED OR STRAIGHTENED. *CLOTHING SOLD SEPERATELY."
August 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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A mole man in a digital laborer's chair.
August 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Neckoid
A bird thing with human arms, seated at a rectangle.
August 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Don't wake me until I've stood upright for Hello Cow Lady Beverage.
Food trailer reading "Head over hooves, for Hay Girl Coffee.
July 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Bourteen'b.
Bruce Badgerby's "Takes Your Ears, Seriously" album. He looks like a piano vampire and he's switched record labels to something called Oscilloscope.
July 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Thirteen!!
Bruce Badgerby cornerring a rabbit with Jazz, for what is apparently not the first time.
July 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Buhtwelve
Bruce Badgerby's "Honks Too Softly to Notice" album
July 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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B'bleven
Bruce Badgerby "The Remixes" album from the height of THOSE things.
July 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Badgerb Ten
"Wakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey" by Bruce Badgerby and the Bedbug Bites
July 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Bad one, that should be ignored.
"Wild Sax with Sleighbells on" by Bruce Badgerby. 1) Socko the Smallest Snowball. 2) I Saw Mambo Kissing Santa Clause. 3)Festive Medley. (All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth/I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas/Me; I Want a Hula Hoop) 4)Waddail, Wassail, Thusly We Rejoice unto the Christ-Child. 5) Hanukkah is Also Acceptable. 6) (When I Think About You) I Touch my Elf 7) You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch. [Explicit lyrics] 8)Santa Baby 9)U Jingle My Tinsel 10) Profound Medley (Happy Xmas War is Over/Do They Know It's Christmas in Africa?/Christmas Shoes) 11) Improvisational Sleigh Bell Sounds 12) Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey.
July 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Bruce 9
"Bruce Badgerby Honks Gently At Night" album
July 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Bruce eight.
"Outside the Lines" album which is like a coloring page completed by a STUPID or RUDE child.
July 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Bruce Badgerby? Seventh??
"Songs to Honk at Captive Audiences" by Bruce Badgerby
July 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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SIXTH Bruce Badgerby
A badger is surfing a saxophone on a spiral, like a brand X Rippingtons cover. The album is "Round Waves."
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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FIFTH Bruce Badgerby
"Public Jazz Meltdown" album. The saxophone badger is near some meltage.
July 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Fourth image of Bruce Badgerby
An album cover of an imitation Ikea Manual. It's called "Piece it together" and a badger is rebuilding a duck into a saxophone, in order to honk abstractions from it.
July 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Third image of Bruce Badgerby
A badger appears to be fellating a saxophone mouthpiece. It's an album, "In one ear out the other." The text is piercing one ear, and the other.
July 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Second image of Bruce Badgerby
A badger loses his saxophone falling down an abstract staircase. It's an album cover, "The Staircase Sessions."
July 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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First drawing of Bruce Badgerby.
A badger with a saxaphone emits purple musk.
July 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM