why r pub queues single file now lol
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
why r pub queues single file now lol
Reposted by dr fart
The lengths the British government will go to please the Israeli government.
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
Sally Rooney books may be pulled from UK, court told
Normal People author Sally Rooney's books may have to be withdrawn from sale and none of her new works published in the UK due to "uncertainty" caused by the ban on Palestine Action, the British High ...
www.rte.ie
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The lengths the British government will go to please the Israeli government.
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
www.rte.ie/news/2025/11...
i love telling my boyfriend i’ve seen movies that i haven’t actually seen so he doesn’t put it on
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i love telling my boyfriend i’ve seen movies that i haven’t actually seen so he doesn’t put it on
please let me pay my gas bill with apple pay i haven’t seen my debit card in weeks
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
please let me pay my gas bill with apple pay i haven’t seen my debit card in weeks
i need my elbow blasted what can u get on ur elbow apart for a cobweb
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i need my elbow blasted what can u get on ur elbow apart for a cobweb
complaining about gaining weight then hoofing half a carrot cake into myself as soon as i get home from work
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
complaining about gaining weight then hoofing half a carrot cake into myself as soon as i get home from work
i’ll get as close as i can get without running right through you
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i’ll get as close as i can get without running right through you
i need to admit something. i’ve never watched normal people. i don’t think i have the strength to
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i need to admit something. i’ve never watched normal people. i don’t think i have the strength to
ancestry tests will never appeal to me as a white irish person. why would i pay u money so u can tell me i’m white and irish
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ancestry tests will never appeal to me as a white irish person. why would i pay u money so u can tell me i’m white and irish
i’m going to MEXICO soon i’m going to MEXICOOOO i’m going to drink MARGARITAS in MEXICO
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i’m going to MEXICO soon i’m going to MEXICOOOO i’m going to drink MARGARITAS in MEXICO
day off today i’m making a dirty greasy fry up at 1pm
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
day off today i’m making a dirty greasy fry up at 1pm
everyone who works in a client facing role’s favourite time of year has just begun. keep em coming folks
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
everyone who works in a client facing role’s favourite time of year has just begun. keep em coming folks
subtle change, shorter days, dead eyed, dead weight
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
subtle change, shorter days, dead eyed, dead weight
everyone except me die right now
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
everyone except me die right now
i look like a teletubby i’m wearing so many layers
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
i look like a teletubby i’m wearing so many layers
my sister was at a bar and her drink was £6.70 and the guy charging her goes to his coworker “six seven six seven” and doing the hand thing then he charged her £67 by accident
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
my sister was at a bar and her drink was £6.70 and the guy charging her goes to his coworker “six seven six seven” and doing the hand thing then he charged her £67 by accident
a customer i was dealing with in work showed me a document that said Milton Keynes on it and i assumed it was his name because im stupid and called him Milton throughout our entire interaction and he never corrected me
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
a customer i was dealing with in work showed me a document that said Milton Keynes on it and i assumed it was his name because im stupid and called him Milton throughout our entire interaction and he never corrected me
cheese and butter pasta tastes sooooo good when u don’t have a man in ur ear telling u to eat protein
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
cheese and butter pasta tastes sooooo good when u don’t have a man in ur ear telling u to eat protein
belfast town becomes unbearable with christmas shoppers 0.2 seconds after halloween ends
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
belfast town becomes unbearable with christmas shoppers 0.2 seconds after halloween ends
mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card CANCELLED
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card CANCELLED
i love that my sisters in her mid twenties now because she’s stopped making fun of me for being old lmao
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i love that my sisters in her mid twenties now because she’s stopped making fun of me for being old lmao
my toxic trait is i will make someone move their bag on a busy bus or train and sit next to them even if other people have left the seat beside them free. i will not reward bad behaviour!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
my toxic trait is i will make someone move their bag on a busy bus or train and sit next to them even if other people have left the seat beside them free. i will not reward bad behaviour!!
Reposted by dr fart
My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch
udon in my pee jammers
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
udon in my pee jammers