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Newmo99
@newmo99.bsky.social
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attorney, trivia & karaoke lover, dive bar snob, she/her, 606 native, Jeopardy bronze medalist
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bobsmyusername.bsky.social
Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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dreaddbound.bsky.social
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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bhollander.bsky.social
Louisville ignored an enacted ordinance and was the only city in the country to capitulate to Trump administration demands, all for the stated purpose of avoiding ICE excesses. It doesn’t appear to be working. www.wdrb.com/news/i-was-s... www.wdrb.com/news/i-was-s...
'I was so scared' | Louisville 10-year-old says ICE agents took father on the way to school
Wednesday's drive to school started like any other for Julieta Carmona Garcia.
www.wdrb.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Pals. 🥰 Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of an older white man in dark casual clothes and fedora type hat, standing outside in a beautiful snowy yard. He is looking affectionately down at a chubby shorthaired white cat with darker spots on its head that he cradles under his arm, its legs dangling down by his side. He’s gently holding one of the cats’ forepaws with his free hand and the cat seems perfectly relaxed and content.
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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joshgondelman.bsky.social
*C+C Music Factory voice*
Pop up reading: Restaurant is Closed Now…!
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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yalesph.bsky.social
Why do babies need the hepatitis B vaccine if they aren’t high-risk?

Short answer: Because hepatitis B is a tricky virus.

Longer answer: Continue reading ⬇️

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February 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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billcorbett.bsky.social
A few days ago on this site we were all talking about the Mad Man vomit hose. I miss us.
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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jphillll.bsky.social
Wild that the U.S. government is run by 4chan guys who think “posting through it” is the best White House comms strategy
annabower.bsky.social Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 1d
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.

The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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kelly-knox.com
"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

I AM SAT
Stars Wars 50th Anniversary logo
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
Shit looks like a David lynch movie
Trump on stage next to a Christmas tree
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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nasboat.org
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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jphillll.bsky.social
The onion just prints the news now
Onion headline: just six corporations remain
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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nycjayjay.bsky.social
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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junlper.beer
it’s so blatant how obvious this setup grift is
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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parkermolloy.com
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
People SUBSCRIBE Halle Berry Draws Gasps for Saying Gavin Newsom Is 'Devaluing' Women and 'Shouldn't Be Our Next President' Moments Before He Comes on Stage The actress made the comments at 'The New York Times' DealBook Summit on Wednesday, Dec. 3 By Becca Longmire Published on December 4, 2025 10:17AM EST
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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sanho.bsky.social
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
U.S. Department of Homeland Security United States Coast Guard Commandant United States Coast Guard 2703 Martin Luther King Jr Ave SE Washington, DC 20593-7000 Staff Symbol: CCG Phone: (202) 372-4411 5730 31 ост 2025 The Honorable Rand H. Paul United States Senate Washington, DC 20510 Dear Senator Paul: In response to your letter dated October 6, 2025, regarding the Coast Guard's efforts to interdict illicit drugs headed towards the United States since September 1, 2024, I offer the following: 1. From September 1, 2024, to October 7, 2025, Coast Guard surface assets, operating under Coast Guard law enforcement authority, interdicted 212 suspected drug-smuggling vessels at sea headed toward the United States. Of the 212 interdictions, 41 vessels had no illicit contraband on board when interdicted; 24 of those 41 vessels without contraband did not appear to commit any federal criminal offense. 2. Of the 212 total vessels interdicted during this period, 69 vessels were interdicted in the Caribbean Sea by Coast Guard surface assets, operating under Coast Guard law enforcement authority. Of these 69 interdictions, 14 had no illicit contraband on board when interdicted; 11 of those 14 vessels without contraband did not appear to commit any federal criminal offense. Of the 69 Caribbean interdictions, 14 vessels were interdicted off the coast of Venezuela. Three of the 14 vessels interdicted near Venezuela had no illicit contraband on board when interdicted, but one of the three violated other U.S. federal criminal statutes. 3. The Coast Guard did not use lethal force against any of the 212 vessels interdicted at sea during this period. The Coast Guard used non-lethal force to warn and/or disable non-compliant vessels suspected of smuggling on 105 occasions during this period. 4. Of the 212 interdictions conducted by the Coast Guard from September 1, 2024, to October 7, 2025, 208 were interdicted in international waters. 5. Of the 212 interdictions conducted by the Coast Gu…
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things

1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth

2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
sanho.bsky.social Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 4d
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
U.S. Department of Homeland Security United States Coast Guard Commandant United States Coast Guard 2703 Martin Luther King Jr Ave SE Washington, DC 20593-7000 Staff Symbol: CCG Phone: (202) 372-4411 5730 31 ост 2025 The Honorable Rand H. Paul United States Senate Washington, DC 20510 Dear Senator Paul: In response to your letter dated October 6, 2025, regarding the Coast Guard's efforts to interdict illicit drugs headed towards the United States since September 1, 2024, I offer the following: 1. From September 1, 2024, to October 7, 2025, Coast Guard surface assets, operating under Coast Guard law enforcement authority, interdicted 212 suspected drug-smuggling vessels at sea headed toward the United States. Of the 212 interdictions, 41 vessels had no illicit contraband on board when interdicted; 24 of those 41 vessels without contraband did not appear to commit any federal criminal offense. 2. Of the 212 total vessels interdicted during this period, 69 vessels were interdicted in the Caribbean Sea by Coast Guard surface assets, operating under Coast Guard law enforcement authority. Of these 69 interdictions, 14 had no illicit contraband on board when interdicted; 11 of those 14 vessels without contraband did not appear to commit any federal criminal offense. Of the 69 Caribbean interdictions, 14 vessels were interdicted off the coast of Venezuela. Three of the 14 vessels interdicted near Venezuela had no illicit contraband on board when interdicted, but one of the three violated other U.S. federal criminal statutes. 3. The Coast Guard did not use lethal force against any of the 212 vessels interdicted at sea during this period. The Coast Guard used non-lethal force to warn and/or disable non-compliant vessels suspected of smuggling on 105 occasions during this period. 4. Of the 212 interdictions conducted by the Coast Guard from September 1, 2024, to October 7, 2025, 208 were interdicted in international waters. 5. Of the 212 interdictions conducted by the Coast Gu…
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When you google “what time is the game” it returns betting odds. I’m sure this is totally fine.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
newmo99.bsky.social
Forget sports betting- where’s the action on which one of these future felons will go on trial first?
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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thesirbarton.bsky.social
The first is Calumet Farm at 100: a Pictorial History. This hardcover coffee table book shows off photos from a century of Calumet's history. If you buy the book from the Keeneland Shop, all proceeds from your purchase go to the Keeneland Library Foundation.

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Calumet Farm 100 Years A Pictorial History Book
Calumet Farm published this pictorial history of their storied farm in celebration of the farm's 100th anniversary. Thanks to a generous donation of books from Calumet Farm, all proceeds from the purc...
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December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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fleerultra.bsky.social
incredible opportunity for Eastern European "girlfriends" who met their American boyfriends online. get a bunch of money from the guy, claim you flew out to the US, but got stopped by CBP and are now in ICE detention, then tragically be "disappeared" by the government
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
newmo99.bsky.social
Kirkland Signature > Kirkland & Ellis
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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theonion.com
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM