New York Shitty
@newyorkshitty.bsky.social
"The Internet is not a good place for her"
--- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
--- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
A lot going on here, all good. Eagle carrying a croissant FTW.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A lot going on here, all good. Eagle carrying a croissant FTW.
Iggy channeling Udo. Absolute masterclass. Loved him in The Kingdom. RIP.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Iggy channeling Udo. Absolute masterclass. Loved him in The Kingdom. RIP.
Someone is waterboarding the cat toys.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Someone is waterboarding the cat toys.
Dumpster Squirrel says "Hi".
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Dumpster Squirrel says "Hi".
Solid effort. Quite spicy too. I give it a B+.
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Solid effort. Quite spicy too. I give it a B+.
Today's self care:
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Today's self care:
Parking this corker for later use.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Parking this corker for later use.
I love a good carbecue. In true NY form, folks took turns taking pictures and discussed. My favorite comment: was that a Tesla?
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love a good carbecue. In true NY form, folks took turns taking pictures and discussed. My favorite comment: was that a Tesla?
The Mister has spent four days enjoying a functioning democracy (tho on business) in Finland, so today I finally made him aware of the Joyce Carol Oates Affair.
Got my mug ordered too. ☕
Got my mug ordered too. ☕
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Mister has spent four days enjoying a functioning democracy (tho on business) in Finland, so today I finally made him aware of the Joyce Carol Oates Affair.
Got my mug ordered too. ☕
Got my mug ordered too. ☕
Behold magnetized flatware! I'd probably get burned for being a witch for this.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Behold magnetized flatware! I'd probably get burned for being a witch for this.
This depravity is downright inspirational.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This depravity is downright inspirational.
Premium cat stickers
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Premium cat stickers
Premium toilet vandalism which actually made me happy someone left the seat up.
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Premium toilet vandalism which actually made me happy someone left the seat up.
Today we learned how to make RFK jr go away: get sick. This, people, is my Zapruder film.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Today we learned how to make RFK jr go away: get sick. This, people, is my Zapruder film.
Okay, if this holds Mamdani gives Sliwa an ambassador job for the ACC. 😸🐕🐾
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Okay, if this holds Mamdani gives Sliwa an ambassador job for the ACC. 😸🐕🐾
Bonus mummy and cat weight
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Bonus mummy and cat weight
Cat/kitten sarcophagi/mummies from the Walters Museum.
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cat/kitten sarcophagi/mummies from the Walters Museum.
Outstanding rat-themed graffiti, Baltimore
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Outstanding rat-themed graffiti, Baltimore
Bonus dumpster!
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Bonus dumpster!
Baltimore graffiti appreciation post
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Baltimore graffiti appreciation post
It's brought out some of the most unhinged shit I have ever seen. The design sensibilities and politics of this corker are completely out of alignment. Also, why are people freaked out by enabling people to have access to food, transportation, etc?
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's brought out some of the most unhinged shit I have ever seen. The design sensibilities and politics of this corker are completely out of alignment. Also, why are people freaked out by enabling people to have access to food, transportation, etc?