Natalie Mast
@ngmast.bsky.social
Hector pondering how the Beaufort St lights cost $200k
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Hector pondering how the Beaufort St lights cost $200k
My dog: How dare you insult me by calling me over to eat scraps you’ve accidentally dropped on the floor. Do you think I am an animal?
Also my dog:Ohh look on the footpath, it’s fresh duck shit. How very delicious! #dogs
Also my dog:Ohh look on the footpath, it’s fresh duck shit. How very delicious! #dogs
July 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My dog: How dare you insult me by calling me over to eat scraps you’ve accidentally dropped on the floor. Do you think I am an animal?
Also my dog:Ohh look on the footpath, it’s fresh duck shit. How very delicious! #dogs
Also my dog:Ohh look on the footpath, it’s fresh duck shit. How very delicious! #dogs
The idea, of course, that a country like Australia – which produces way more beef than it eats and produces the world’s best beef – is a natural market for American beef is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.” www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/share/21068/...
‘Pissed uncle at Christmas’: Inside Trump’s trade push
The focus on a PM meeting with the US president ignores the realities of his chaotic stance on trade and greatly overstates its significance, insiders say.
www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au
July 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The idea, of course, that a country like Australia – which produces way more beef than it eats and produces the world’s best beef – is a natural market for American beef is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.” www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/share/21068/...
Trying to work out how much time I should attribute to “stretching”, as I attempt to account for an average 24 hour period of my dog’s life (thinking 7%). Also, should “yawning” have its own category or is it simply a subset of “stretching”. Might need to use a sunburst chart to visualise. #dogs
June 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Trying to work out how much time I should attribute to “stretching”, as I attempt to account for an average 24 hour period of my dog’s life (thinking 7%). Also, should “yawning” have its own category or is it simply a subset of “stretching”. Might need to use a sunburst chart to visualise. #dogs
FFS, just bought a laser pointer for my laptop. It came with a few pages of instructions that are so small I needed to take photos and blow them up just so I could read them.
June 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
FFS, just bought a laser pointer for my laptop. It came with a few pages of instructions that are so small I needed to take photos and blow them up just so I could read them.
June 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
WA Fabians are hosting a federal election wrap up analysis event with @pollbludger.bsky.social. This one is live and online for those over East. Saturday 7 June 2pm WAST. RSVP here: www.fabians.org.au/understandin...
Understanding Labor's Greatest Win
Australian Fabians
www.fabians.org.au
May 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
WA Fabians are hosting a federal election wrap up analysis event with @pollbludger.bsky.social. This one is live and online for those over East. Saturday 7 June 2pm WAST. RSVP here: www.fabians.org.au/understandin...
TFW you’ve been barking menacingly, only to realise nobody is taking you seriously in your bathrobe!
May 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
TFW you’ve been barking menacingly, only to realise nobody is taking you seriously in your bathrobe!
It’s not often I call for someone to be sacked. However, the person/team responsible for grossly underestimating the Australian demand for #cadburyminieggs two years in a row, needs to be replaced.
April 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It’s not often I call for someone to be sacked. However, the person/team responsible for grossly underestimating the Australian demand for #cadburyminieggs two years in a row, needs to be replaced.
WA Fabians State Election debrief with William Bowe the Poll Bludger, & Karen Luscombe of WA Opinion Polls. Includes a focus on the newly democratic upper house! RSVP through the link www.fabians.org.au/wa_state_ele...
Saturday - 12 April, 2025, 2:00 PM, Mt Lawley Bowling Club
Saturday - 12 April, 2025, 2:00 PM, Mt Lawley Bowling Club
April 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
WA Fabians State Election debrief with William Bowe the Poll Bludger, & Karen Luscombe of WA Opinion Polls. Includes a focus on the newly democratic upper house! RSVP through the link www.fabians.org.au/wa_state_ele...
Saturday - 12 April, 2025, 2:00 PM, Mt Lawley Bowling Club
Saturday - 12 April, 2025, 2:00 PM, Mt Lawley Bowling Club
WA Fabians State Election debrief with William Bowe the Poll Bludger, & Karen Luscombe of WA Opinion Polls. Includes a focus on the newly democratic upper house! RSVP through the link below!
Saturday - 12 April, 2025, 2:00 PM, Mt Lawley Bowling www.fabians.org.au/wa_state_ele...
Saturday - 12 April, 2025, 2:00 PM, Mt Lawley Bowling www.fabians.org.au/wa_state_ele...
WA State Election 2025 debrief: is the West the Best?
Australian Fabians
www.fabians.org.au
April 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
WA Fabians State Election debrief with William Bowe the Poll Bludger, & Karen Luscombe of WA Opinion Polls. Includes a focus on the newly democratic upper house! RSVP through the link below!
Saturday - 12 April, 2025, 2:00 PM, Mt Lawley Bowling www.fabians.org.au/wa_state_ele...
Saturday - 12 April, 2025, 2:00 PM, Mt Lawley Bowling www.fabians.org.au/wa_state_ele...
Just finished listening to “On Call”, by Dr Fauci. Fascinating book by a truly remarkable man. Highly recommend it to anyone interested in how health policy is developed as well as anyone looking for a history of both AIDS and COVID 19.
February 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just finished listening to “On Call”, by Dr Fauci. Fascinating book by a truly remarkable man. Highly recommend it to anyone interested in how health policy is developed as well as anyone looking for a history of both AIDS and COVID 19.
Hector’s had such a big New Year’s Eve celebration that he passed out by the front door when the last guests left! Not sure if he’s going to make it to bed tonight!!! 🎉🍾
December 31, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Hector’s had such a big New Year’s Eve celebration that he passed out by the front door when the last guests left! Not sure if he’s going to make it to bed tonight!!! 🎉🍾
Yep, should be a good game, even if the stadium is too large for the beautiful game!
December 16, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Yep, should be a good game, even if the stadium is too large for the beautiful game!
TFW you ask your dog if they farted and the wagging of their tail pushes the fetid air straight into your face. I guess that answered my question! #dogs
December 15, 2024 at 8:52 AM
TFW you ask your dog if they farted and the wagging of their tail pushes the fetid air straight into your face. I guess that answered my question! #dogs
Woolworths Rewards just asked me if I had found Everyday Elf. I wonder if he was on the picket line?
December 9, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Woolworths Rewards just asked me if I had found Everyday Elf. I wonder if he was on the picket line?
Call out to WA Fabian members and supporters to come together and talk about all of 2024’s elections.
Sunday 8 Dec.
The print edition of Fabian Review will be launched at this event.
Details and RSVP here: www.fabians.org.au/vent_on_elec...
Sunday 8 Dec.
The print edition of Fabian Review will be launched at this event.
Details and RSVP here: www.fabians.org.au/vent_on_elec...
Vent on Elections
Australian Fabians
www.fabians.org.au
November 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Call out to WA Fabian members and supporters to come together and talk about all of 2024’s elections.
Sunday 8 Dec.
The print edition of Fabian Review will be launched at this event.
Details and RSVP here: www.fabians.org.au/vent_on_elec...
Sunday 8 Dec.
The print edition of Fabian Review will be launched at this event.
Details and RSVP here: www.fabians.org.au/vent_on_elec...
Things I’ve said to my dog this week:
I know you’re excited for your first 4am adventure, but please try to look sick for the vet!
Two visits to the vet in 12 hours is your Christmas present this year.
Serious question: Does having diarrhoea on a cushioned surface actually make you feel better?
I know you’re excited for your first 4am adventure, but please try to look sick for the vet!
Two visits to the vet in 12 hours is your Christmas present this year.
Serious question: Does having diarrhoea on a cushioned surface actually make you feel better?
November 20, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Things I’ve said to my dog this week:
I know you’re excited for your first 4am adventure, but please try to look sick for the vet!
Two visits to the vet in 12 hours is your Christmas present this year.
Serious question: Does having diarrhoea on a cushioned surface actually make you feel better?
I know you’re excited for your first 4am adventure, but please try to look sick for the vet!
Two visits to the vet in 12 hours is your Christmas present this year.
Serious question: Does having diarrhoea on a cushioned surface actually make you feel better?
I am trying really hard at getting my dog to incorporate causal analysis into his thinking. Hoping this episode of the runs will be a useful working example! #dogs #thinkbeforeyoueat
November 17, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I am trying really hard at getting my dog to incorporate causal analysis into his thinking. Hoping this episode of the runs will be a useful working example! #dogs #thinkbeforeyoueat