The Maldylorian
@nhastrosfan.bsky.social
Officially* the biggest @astros fan in the state of New Hampshire! *not official.
Just another good Christian.
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just another good Christian.
If you watch it in slow motion you can actually see Satan pop up and trip him in one of the frames.
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you watch it in slow motion you can actually see Satan pop up and trip him in one of the frames.
I think Arby's tried with their "steak" nuggets, but that seems to be a swing and a miss.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think Arby's tried with their "steak" nuggets, but that seems to be a swing and a miss.
This dude is so going to jail.
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This dude is so going to jail.
He's lying. Incapable of telling the truth even one time.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He's lying. Incapable of telling the truth even one time.
That was my reaction as well. I loved the guy but come on...
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That was my reaction as well. I loved the guy but come on...
How exactly does one fuck ibuprofen?
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How exactly does one fuck ibuprofen?
Haha I wasn't accusing you LOL
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Haha I wasn't accusing you LOL
I honestly can't believe she's still got an audience.
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I honestly can't believe she's still got an audience.
Travel will be impossible anyways, might as well.
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Travel will be impossible anyways, might as well.
All that talk to drive the price down, I wonder how much Trump and his cronies invested during the downturn they intentionally created?
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
All that talk to drive the price down, I wonder how much Trump and his cronies invested during the downturn they intentionally created?
To be fair, you need to actually have draft picks to get prospects to develop...
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
To be fair, you need to actually have draft picks to get prospects to develop...
Good. People don't truly understand what losing that many left-handed innings per year will do to the rotation.
October 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Good. People don't truly understand what losing that many left-handed innings per year will do to the rotation.
LOL I was just saying the same thing on Twitter. It's wild!
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
LOL I was just saying the same thing on Twitter. It's wild!
It's sad that this is what time and money are being spent on.
October 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's sad that this is what time and money are being spent on.
Me too. I want to know who the idiot is!
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Me too. I want to know who the idiot is!
They're so persecuted, poor babies.
October 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They're so persecuted, poor babies.
Except we all know they weren't joking.
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Except we all know they weren't joking.
Uhhh, bordering on?!
October 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Uhhh, bordering on?!
Meanwhile, half the players on the team will still just continue to use their own personal hitting coaches anyways. But at least Twitter will be happy.
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Meanwhile, half the players on the team will still just continue to use their own personal hitting coaches anyways. But at least Twitter will be happy.