Confidently Paranoid
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She/Her. Migrating from the bad website. Software Engineer. Geek. Fangirl. Black Lives Matter. Trans rights are human rights. Enough of this nonsense. Profile pic by @lauriepink.
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Well, well, well, looks like someone has finally beaten Hemingway at his own game.
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Well, well, well, looks like someone has finally beaten Hemingway at his own game.
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![spooKie (@kieransofar) on twitter:
me: what's todays criminology class
friend: cannibalism
me: [gasping] a hannibal lecture](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreielucoxonokmxm7eg6esfrj6tk35j3m4nmboa5a5shgekmi46qbf4@jpeg)
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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The correct response to fascism: fuck you, make me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The correct response to fascism: fuck you, make me.
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I think the final INDIANA JONES missed a real trick by not ending the film with him crossing a quiet suburban street after having successfully navigated another harrowing adventure only to be run down by the surprise return of the boulder.
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I think the final INDIANA JONES missed a real trick by not ending the film with him crossing a quiet suburban street after having successfully navigated another harrowing adventure only to be run down by the surprise return of the boulder.
In case you're wondering, I'm "discovering new to me artists from the Strictly results show" years old
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In case you're wondering, I'm "discovering new to me artists from the Strictly results show" years old
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(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
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I think it’s so nice that David Bowie and Bing Crosby, two brilliant singers with nothing in common, could somehow put that all aside and come together to sing two completely different songs that have nothing to do with each other.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think it’s so nice that David Bowie and Bing Crosby, two brilliant singers with nothing in common, could somehow put that all aside and come together to sing two completely different songs that have nothing to do with each other.
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2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."
2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
Someone Secret Santa'd me some Cadbury's. Having a little cry about it now, after a rough few weeks it was a lovely surprise.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Someone Secret Santa'd me some Cadbury's. Having a little cry about it now, after a rough few weeks it was a lovely surprise.
Have been completely suckered by marketing, and have bought the entire Grinch themed McDonald's menu for dinner
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Have been completely suckered by marketing, and have bought the entire Grinch themed McDonald's menu for dinner
Grief is a funny thing. Every year, since I was small, my extended family has gathered at my nan's house on boxing day. Over the years, the family has taken on more and more of the planning and organisation. We knew, last year, that it was the last time she could host.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Grief is a funny thing. Every year, since I was small, my extended family has gathered at my nan's house on boxing day. Over the years, the family has taken on more and more of the planning and organisation. We knew, last year, that it was the last time she could host.
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Using an LLM to come up with funny things to post is not the poster's ethos. The true poster does not care if their posts are funny. The true poster posts solely as an outlet for the silly little thoughts that build up in their head like an abscess.
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Using an LLM to come up with funny things to post is not the poster's ethos. The true poster does not care if their posts are funny. The true poster posts solely as an outlet for the silly little thoughts that build up in their head like an abscess.
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people have been saying “europe will be unrecognisable in twenty years!” for over fifty years and by people i mean cunts
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
people have been saying “europe will be unrecognisable in twenty years!” for over fifty years and by people i mean cunts
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
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October 18, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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ok, this is my favorite so far:
October 17, 2024 at 3:18 PM
ok, this is my favorite so far:
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Sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I just don't like hearing about him.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I just don't like hearing about him.
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Oh for the love of god. Work keeps sending me increasingly sophisticated simulated phishing emails that if I fail to recognise them means mandatory training. Meanwhile, the actual legit systems that we use send emails that look like *unsophisticated* phisihing emails and I'm expected to know
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oh for the love of god. Work keeps sending me increasingly sophisticated simulated phishing emails that if I fail to recognise them means mandatory training. Meanwhile, the actual legit systems that we use send emails that look like *unsophisticated* phisihing emails and I'm expected to know
The best way to explain the difference between Cassie and Janey is this. If they are chilling in another room from, regardless of if she was asleep before, Janey is watching me by the time I enter the room. She isn't isn't anxious or scared, she's still chilling, and happy to get pets.
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The best way to explain the difference between Cassie and Janey is this. If they are chilling in another room from, regardless of if she was asleep before, Janey is watching me by the time I enter the room. She isn't isn't anxious or scared, she's still chilling, and happy to get pets.
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Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
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once again
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
once again
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