Nighthand
@nighthand.bsky.social
I'm a writer and game enjoyer who likes bad jokes. Find me online anywhere Nighthands are sold.
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
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rough sketch the navigable routes in Demon's Souls 1-1. probably 50-60% done with the overall DeS map now...
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
rough sketch the navigable routes in Demon's Souls 1-1. probably 50-60% done with the overall DeS map now...
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Wish I'd taken the time to figure out @oskarstalberg.bsky.social's dual grid concept earlier. It simplifies everything so much while also enabling nicer tile shapes.
In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.
In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Wish I'd taken the time to figure out @oskarstalberg.bsky.social's dual grid concept earlier. It simplifies everything so much while also enabling nicer tile shapes.
In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.
In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.
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A few weeks ago I was talking politics with a local, highly straight, bartender.
All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”
And I’ve thought about that every day since.
All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”
And I’ve thought about that every day since.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A few weeks ago I was talking politics with a local, highly straight, bartender.
All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”
And I’ve thought about that every day since.
All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”
And I’ve thought about that every day since.
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Fangamer is hiring a 🚨 Product Designer 🚨
very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~
www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...
very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~
www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...
Graphic Designer
Fangamer is looking for a full time experienced designer with strong product and layout design skills to join our creative team. This position will be responsible for conceptualizing, speccing and pro...
www.fangamer.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Fangamer is hiring a 🚨 Product Designer 🚨
very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~
www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...
very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~
www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...
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New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
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(Paid Work)
I'm looking for artists that:
1) Are open for a commission this month
2) Work traditionally
3) Specialize in portraits and likeness
Drop me your portfolio here if that's you! 🩷
I'm looking for artists that:
1) Are open for a commission this month
2) Work traditionally
3) Specialize in portraits and likeness
Drop me your portfolio here if that's you! 🩷
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
(Paid Work)
I'm looking for artists that:
1) Are open for a commission this month
2) Work traditionally
3) Specialize in portraits and likeness
Drop me your portfolio here if that's you! 🩷
I'm looking for artists that:
1) Are open for a commission this month
2) Work traditionally
3) Specialize in portraits and likeness
Drop me your portfolio here if that's you! 🩷
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"
Why stop at just the east wing? Just keep going, rip the whole thing down.
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why stop at just the east wing? Just keep going, rip the whole thing down.
Strange segment in the new Pokemon game, but I'm glad they're trying new things.
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Strange segment in the new Pokemon game, but I'm glad they're trying new things.
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actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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sonnys first birthday
September 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
sonnys first birthday
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I don't even like it when people say, "charlie kirk is in hell" or whatever. because he's not. hell is not a real place. it's a fiction created to traumatize children. I don't want to buy into his fucked theology even if it's to speak ill of him
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I don't even like it when people say, "charlie kirk is in hell" or whatever. because he's not. hell is not a real place. it's a fiction created to traumatize children. I don't want to buy into his fucked theology even if it's to speak ill of him
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
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in recognition of the canonization of Carlo Acutis, the gamer saint, i have assumed the position of The Devil's Influencer in opposition of the catholic church. when they make a reliquary for me i hope it's of the bones i like
September 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
in recognition of the canonization of Carlo Acutis, the gamer saint, i have assumed the position of The Devil's Influencer in opposition of the catholic church. when they make a reliquary for me i hope it's of the bones i like
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Any Locked Tomb girlies on bluesky?
September 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Any Locked Tomb girlies on bluesky?
"Listen up, assholes!"
'Highly engaging' people use this 3-word phrase to get people to listen, says public speaking expert
Given people's short attention spans, it's never been harder to get people engaged in what we have to say. Public speaking expert John Bowe shares the 3-word phrase that will instantly make people lis...
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September 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Listen up, assholes!"
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Irfanview. It's an image viewer by a guy called Irfan. Been using it for over 20 years.
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
September 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Irfanview. It's an image viewer by a guy called Irfan. Been using it for over 20 years.
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I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
August 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
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Hey there everyone, it's me, the guy who convinced J.C. Penny to rebrand to JCP, dropping sales by 20% and stock prices by 30%. Anyway here's my idea for a new logo for Cracker Barrel's redesign.
August 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey there everyone, it's me, the guy who convinced J.C. Penny to rebrand to JCP, dropping sales by 20% and stock prices by 30%. Anyway here's my idea for a new logo for Cracker Barrel's redesign.
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![[MasterCard logo which reads Censorship]
there are some things money can’t buy, for that you can thank MasterCard ®.
For years, MasterCard has led the way in pressuring platforms that host and sell adult content. Most recently, we have pressured Steam and Itch.io, leading to dozens if not hundreds of games being delisted, and their TOS now updated with draconian content standards.
Please, tell us how we’re doing:
In US, call +1 (800)-307-7309 (Phone tree nav: 1-1-2-2-2-1)
International, call +1 (636)-722-7111](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36nuuzb2ntaux7yu737agmef/bafkreiddihc4tjngtswilimu2rclhcnakfjkwe33qwlvujrrgptr37xqsy@jpeg)