Nighthand
@nighthand.bsky.social
I'm a writer and game enjoyer who likes bad jokes. Find me online anywhere Nighthands are sold.
Many years ago I had an item on Gaia that I agreed to sell for about 40,000 gold. The deal fell through and I ended up quitting. Logged in a few years later and it was worth a couple billion. Went to check today, logged in, and before anything else, this pops up.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Many years ago I had an item on Gaia that I agreed to sell for about 40,000 gold. The deal fell through and I ended up quitting. Logged in a few years later and it was worth a couple billion. Went to check today, logged in, and before anything else, this pops up.
This sums up my review of Armada.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This sums up my review of Armada.
I'm always a fan of this when I walk by it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm always a fan of this when I walk by it.
I was gonna suggest the one I got in similar circumstances (Howard Baer's Celtic Mystique) but it's very much flute-inclusive, lol
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I was gonna suggest the one I got in similar circumstances (Howard Baer's Celtic Mystique) but it's very much flute-inclusive, lol
Strange segment in the new Pokemon game, but I'm glad they're trying new things.
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Strange segment in the new Pokemon game, but I'm glad they're trying new things.
And conversely if you're like my partner and I and like some of the alternate versions, time to bust out the printer because they're digital-only!
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And conversely if you're like my partner and I and like some of the alternate versions, time to bust out the printer because they're digital-only!
I assumed buried somewhere in a wholesaler's catalog there would be some official product name used in manufacturing these I could dig up but the answer seems to be just "cream tube." Confusingly, this happened along the journey. Not the high-priority word in the query there big G.
October 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I assumed buried somewhere in a wholesaler's catalog there would be some official product name used in manufacturing these I could dig up but the answer seems to be just "cream tube." Confusingly, this happened along the journey. Not the high-priority word in the query there big G.
Behold the power of auto-archiving unread marketing emails on a 20-year-old account.
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Behold the power of auto-archiving unread marketing emails on a 20-year-old account.
Hey there everyone, it's me, the guy who convinced J.C. Penny to rebrand to JCP, dropping sales by 20% and stock prices by 30%. Anyway here's my idea for a new logo for Cracker Barrel's redesign.
August 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey there everyone, it's me, the guy who convinced J.C. Penny to rebrand to JCP, dropping sales by 20% and stock prices by 30%. Anyway here's my idea for a new logo for Cracker Barrel's redesign.
Wolverine is good at many things, but computer games? Maybe not.
July 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Wolverine is good at many things, but computer games? Maybe not.
Thank you for your mouse.
July 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Thank you for your mouse.
Did another one. I think this is what mice are?
July 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Did another one. I think this is what mice are?
I don't know why @tietuesday.bsky.social asked for mice with swords but I think I nailed it.
July 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don't know why @tietuesday.bsky.social asked for mice with swords but I think I nailed it.
But are your favorite gloves foxflowers?
June 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
But are your favorite gloves foxflowers?
Some things never change...
June 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Some things never change...
But enough about what the audience feels! Dooooohohohohohohohooooo
March 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
But enough about what the audience feels! Dooooohohohohohohohooooo
Both of these were usable in the hand.
March 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Both of these were usable in the hand.
This dasharezone post sticks with me
January 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This dasharezone post sticks with me