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nika
@nikalamity.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Alexa, skip this presidency
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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my town had to cancel our annual christmas parade over the threat of ICE raids. but sure, libs killed christmas
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
my town had to cancel our annual christmas parade over the threat of ICE raids. but sure, libs killed christmas
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Bathroom stalls should be equipped with doorbells
July 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Bathroom stalls should be equipped with doorbells
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We don't use catapults as much as we used to
July 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We don't use catapults as much as we used to
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My stages on being drunk
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
April 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My stages on being drunk
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
1. Sophia
2. Dorothy
3. Rose
4. Blanche
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Narrowing down which crooked old folks home i want to be in when I'm old
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Narrowing down which crooked old folks home i want to be in when I'm old
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Live, Love, Libraries
January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Live, Love, Libraries
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YOU CAN'T SPELL TARIFFS WITHOUT 'FFS'
April 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
YOU CAN'T SPELL TARIFFS WITHOUT 'FFS'
is he dead yet and by he i mean HIM
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
is he dead yet and by he i mean HIM
the parent putting the oxygen mask on themselves first but it’s just me sitting back drinking wine while the kids scream for dinner
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the parent putting the oxygen mask on themselves first but it’s just me sitting back drinking wine while the kids scream for dinner
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If God really were a woman surely she'd have made dicks vibrate?
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If God really were a woman surely she'd have made dicks vibrate?
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Paper is my jam!
~copy machine
~copy machine
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Paper is my jam!
~copy machine
~copy machine
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The problem with my self affirmations, is that I can sense the sarcasm in my voice.
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The problem with my self affirmations, is that I can sense the sarcasm in my voice.
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My new exercise program is not working out.
January 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
My new exercise program is not working out.
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Interviewer: Describe yourself in two words.
Me: concise
Me: concise
January 9, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Interviewer: Describe yourself in two words.
Me: concise
Me: concise
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[first day as a firefighter]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
June 4, 2024 at 8:26 PM
[first day as a firefighter]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
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*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
well well if it isn’t an email i unsubscribed from
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
well well if it isn’t an email i unsubscribed from
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hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in the uk is it called meths
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Being an asshole is exhausting. Time for a nap
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Being an asshole is exhausting. Time for a nap
do parents who do Elf on the Shelf know they can just tell their kids he died in a home invasion
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
do parents who do Elf on the Shelf know they can just tell their kids he died in a home invasion
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The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
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Visualizing your goals makes them easier to abandon.
August 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Visualizing your goals makes them easier to abandon.
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I know I'm prettier when I smile. I just don't give a fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I know I'm prettier when I smile. I just don't give a fuck.