Mr Nimmo
@nimmo1492.bsky.social
Star Trek fan, He/him, Yucker of Yums
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We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
We’re just normal men
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Please re-release in theatres next year
Please re-release in theatres next year
Please re-release in theatres next year
🖖🙏🤞
Please re-release in theatres next year
Please re-release in theatres next year
🖖🙏🤞
Star Trek: First Contact was released 29 years ago today.
We'll be soon halfway between the film's release and First Contact Day (2063). 😄
We'll be soon halfway between the film's release and First Contact Day (2063). 😄
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Please re-release in theatres next year
Please re-release in theatres next year
Please re-release in theatres next year
🖖🙏🤞
Please re-release in theatres next year
Please re-release in theatres next year
🖖🙏🤞
Ah fuck, snow. I hope I can actually get out of my street so I can get to work.
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ah fuck, snow. I hope I can actually get out of my street so I can get to work.
Absolutely no excuse for fucking fireworks at this time. Fucking arseholes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Absolutely no excuse for fucking fireworks at this time. Fucking arseholes.
Bluesky app stop kicking me out and making me log back in randomly challenge (level: impossible)
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Bluesky app stop kicking me out and making me log back in randomly challenge (level: impossible)
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oh fascinating is that at all linked to you union busting the people who made the game possible, at all, or
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to Nov 19, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
oh fascinating is that at all linked to you union busting the people who made the game possible, at all, or
Nooooooooo Joe!!!!!!!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Nooooooooo Joe!!!!!!!!!!!
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If this government was serious about "smashing gangs" they would be making it safer and simpler for people to reach the UK, instead they have closed existing "safe routes", ensure claims were processed properly, and strengthened protections for trafficking victims, which they have weakened instead.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If this government was serious about "smashing gangs" they would be making it safer and simpler for people to reach the UK, instead they have closed existing "safe routes", ensure claims were processed properly, and strengthened protections for trafficking victims, which they have weakened instead.
Really sucks to have PTSD this time of the year. Like, mega-fucking-sucks.
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Really sucks to have PTSD this time of the year. Like, mega-fucking-sucks.
Tonight it's Cher's time to shine.
a man singing into a microphone with the words if i could turn back time below him
Alt: Cher singing into a microphone with the words if i could turn back time below her
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tonight it's Cher's time to shine.
Honestly could not have even dared to dream of this kind of start to the season. #sunderland #blackcats
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Honestly could not have even dared to dream of this kind of start to the season. #sunderland #blackcats
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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Shit, anyone got a spare sun I can borrow?
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shit, anyone got a spare sun I can borrow?
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I don't like to brag but I do think our cat Jim is probably better at stretching than virtually any other cat in Britain.
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I don't like to brag but I do think our cat Jim is probably better at stretching than virtually any other cat in Britain.
Damn, I had other plans for my week off work.
Virgo: This is the week to follow your dreams. When the clown beckons, go with him to the stream of blood. Your second grade teacher is waiting to roughly bathe you until you dissolve and become mist.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Damn, I had other plans for my week off work.
Replace any word in a Star Trek title with "knob."
Spock's Knob
Spock's Knob
Replace any word in a Star Trek title with "knob."
The Knobs of Zetar
The Knobs of Zetar
Replace any word in a Star Trek title with "knob."
The Best of Both Knobs
The Best of Both Knobs
September 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Replace any word in a Star Trek title with "knob."
Spock's Knob
Spock's Knob
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Timeline cleanser 🐈
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Timeline cleanser 🐈
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From this week’s Beano.
August 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
From this week’s Beano.
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
Everyone: "The 3 promoted teams will all just go straight back down again"
Wolverhampton Wanderers: "Hold my beer"
Wolverhampton Wanderers: "Hold my beer"
September 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Everyone: "The 3 promoted teams will all just go straight back down again"
Wolverhampton Wanderers: "Hold my beer"
Wolverhampton Wanderers: "Hold my beer"
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Zach Polanski, "We can stop the small boats criss. We could have safe and legal routes"
"This is a manufactured crisis by the Conservative government and now the Labour government"
"There is a sense the country is broken. And they're right"
"Answer is not to blame migrants or asylum seekers"
"This is a manufactured crisis by the Conservative government and now the Labour government"
"There is a sense the country is broken. And they're right"
"Answer is not to blame migrants or asylum seekers"
September 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Zach Polanski, "We can stop the small boats criss. We could have safe and legal routes"
"This is a manufactured crisis by the Conservative government and now the Labour government"
"There is a sense the country is broken. And they're right"
"Answer is not to blame migrants or asylum seekers"
"This is a manufactured crisis by the Conservative government and now the Labour government"
"There is a sense the country is broken. And they're right"
"Answer is not to blame migrants or asylum seekers"
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Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and I'll see you when ..
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and I'll see you when ..
@sirmichael.bsky.social you have once again been found by Facebook content mills. At least they didn't hide your name.
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@sirmichael.bsky.social you have once again been found by Facebook content mills. At least they didn't hide your name.
This might be the wine talking but HOLY SHIT THERE'S GOING TO BE STAR TREK LEGO
September 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This might be the wine talking but HOLY SHIT THERE'S GOING TO BE STAR TREK LEGO
The fact that the two new presenters of Masterchef are women is the biggest "fuck you" possible to Greggggg possible, and I love it.
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The fact that the two new presenters of Masterchef are women is the biggest "fuck you" possible to Greggggg possible, and I love it.