Until 2nd December, at which point the event ends and it's potentially unavailable FOREVER!!

It's annoying because it doesn't make any sense. Where from? Why only at night? Why are you queueing up to be smooshed one by one like a crowd of enemies in Star Fox Adventures?!

Apparently the next one might have Jungle Beat statues. At this rate, they're going to peak too soon with these event rewards.

Not gonna lie, four of those were over 20 years ago. 😬

My 6 year old, who has regular nightmares about the world exploding, was saying her new catchphrase was "42" the other day.

"That can't be your catchphrase. It's a famous number from a book!"

"What happens in it?"

"Well ERRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr NOTHING SWEETHEART! GO WATCH TV!"

I know a lot of trivia, but most of it is nectar to nerdy niche freaks like me. This was not an easy question to answer.

Had a couple of decent attempts where I got over 800,000, but still not enough for that sweet Lanky Kong. Nevertheless, I shouldn't stay up even later and keep trying. Should I? No.

It's an excellent game. It doesn't make any sense to remove it. But some men just want to watch the world burn. (Me, I want to watch the world burn.)

I'd remove ActRaiser because I'm an agent of chaotic evil.

This is true.

I mean... You have to be pretty bloody self-confident (or seriously committed to word avoidance) to drink from a water fountain *without confirming that's what it is!*

Frankly, she's lucky it was an eye wash station! It could have been a bidet! Or a sewage pump.

I did keep a box of cables for 25 years. Mrs Fry finally convinced me last year to *at least* organise them into drawers in the garage. Which I did!

Then a rat got to them. Now I have no box, no weird cables, and a wire that doesn't fit into any of the ports on the back of our new TV!

Livid!