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fully committed to eating the rich.
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"—LIQUID SWORDS"
August 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
thanks for reading, sharing, and/or donating. i still can't believe he's gone.

please be kind to one another.

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July 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Every “free speech” comedian should use their platform to say that the government nudging corporations to cancel shows is fascistic an actual cancel culture

But sadly you fucks are cowards
July 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
thanks for reading, sharing, and donating.

please be kind to one another and hold your loved ones tight.
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July 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i am unmoored.

please read, share, and donate if you can.

and please be kind to one another.
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July 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
my best friend passed away unexpectedly today. hug your loved ones tight.

please read, share, and donate if you can.
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July 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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do you believe me now?
If your question begins with "Why aren't the democrats" or "Why haven't the democrats" or "Why don't the democrats" the answer is they are actively complicit in the horrors and their opposition to republicans is purely theatrical. they are owned by the same people and have been for at least 40 years
June 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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the thing i really need everyone to understand about the national democratic party is that they are In On It
March 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i know it's regressive, but i think it would be hilarious to start a rumor that JK Rowling is a man.

again, i know it's not cool. but i gotta say, it neatly lays out the problems with the issue of trying to police gender.
June 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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"The assassin was masquerading as a cop"

If they don't know his identity, how are they sure he isn't a cop? Sincere question.
June 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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US Veterans peacefully protesting Trump’s military birthday parade arrested at Capitol Hill. This is the moment a 80+ year old US veteran is taken away in handcuffs for practicing his 1st Amendment right. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsProtests (🎥 @gregjstoker.bsky.social )
June 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people

no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.

They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
May 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
May 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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END QUALIFIED IMMUNITY
I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
May 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Well, I had an interesting Sunday night, how 'bout you?
🧵
NY-17 Rep. Mike Lawler had a local social worker physically dragged out of his town hall Sunday night.

Emily Feiner was singled out by private security, lifted out of her seat, as the crowd chanted “let her stay” and “shame, shame.”
She’s a constituent.
Not a threat.
Fascism again.
May 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Thank you Greyhound!
April 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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To be clear: I have been busy with, well, yeah, but fuck JK Rowling and the anti-trans hate she happily basks in. (And fuck everyone over on this side of the ocean who decided that hating on a minority population like she has was the right approach to feeling better about yourself.)
April 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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And, yes, fuck Jesse Singal and those who followed him — including at the NYT — who tilled the soil to help make it possible for this hellish hate movement to grow.
April 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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This fuck ass doesn't usually bother me but I'm gonna go nuclear on this take because let me tell you about the teachers at LAUSD who went on strike so their aides could get a pay bump to $30,000. Per year. In Los Angeles. To live on. I will Superman punch you
April 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you
April 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Sooo in these troubling times

I would focus on listening to the people who told us all about how this was going to go down

and stop listening to the people who scoffed or mocked that

Mmhmm.
April 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM